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WTF Nolan?!

Aug. 25, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

File this under the "I'll believe it when I see it" category, but I felt it was worth mentioning even if it turns out to be fake. While it's been widely reported that Christopher Nolan wants Johnny Depp to play The Riddler in the third installment of his successfully revamped BATMAN series, it's a bit of a shock to me to read that his selection for Catwoman would be none other than... Cher.

Says a studio executive, “Cher is Nolan’s first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.” The actress has been nominated for an Oscar for her role in SILKWOOD and won for her role in MOONSTRUCK. But the bitch, no matter how loved by the gays, is still pushing it at the not-so-tenderized age of 62.

As you've probably already read as well, the third installment isn't set to start filming until early next year, so there's plenty of time for a shit load of names to get thrown into this gumbo of a suggestion bucket. But thinking ahead to that, I still stand by not wanting to see a Catwoman in the third installment at all. Thoughts?

Source: Telegraph.co.uk

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9:42PM on 08/25/2008
I have faith in Nolan but...whaaa???
I have faith in Nolan but...whaaa???
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10:43PM on 08/25/2008
"I overheard Christopher Nolan, while he was dining with Christian Bale, say that he's interested in Lindsay Lohan playing Poison Ivy in the next sequel."

"I've gotten a hold of Gary Oldman's cell phone, which has a text message from Nolan saying he signed The Rock to play Bane."

"Kevin Smith already saw the third Batman film, and said, '"Boy", Shia Laboof is a "Wonder" in this one.'"

See, making up rumors are fun. Now I want hundreds of websites linking to one of mine.
"I overheard Christopher Nolan, while he was dining with Christian Bale, say that he's interested in Lindsay Lohan playing Poison Ivy in the next sequel."

"I've gotten a hold of Gary Oldman's cell phone, which has a text message from Nolan saying he signed The Rock to play Bane."

"Kevin Smith already saw the third Batman film, and said, '"Boy", Shia Laboof is a "Wonder" in this one.'"

See, making up rumors are fun. Now I want hundreds of websites linking to one of mine.
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11:19PM on 08/25/2008
I'm calling B.S. on this one. (Yet) another Catwoman appearance? I think Nolan's better than that.

I know they dealt with him in Gotham Knight, but Deadshot would be a freakin' awesome villain for the next Batman movie. That is, if they didn't bring in Clint Eastwood and do Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns.
I'm calling B.S. on this one. (Yet) another Catwoman appearance? I think Nolan's better than that.

I know they dealt with him in Gotham Knight, but Deadshot would be a freakin' awesome villain for the next Batman movie. That is, if they didn't bring in Clint Eastwood and do Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns.
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12:02AM on 08/26/2008
wait, isn't Cher mostly made up of acrylic paint and papier-mâché now? file this one in the stupid rumors folder.
wait, isn't Cher mostly made up of acrylic paint and papier-mâché now? file this one in the stupid rumors folder.
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12:43AM on 08/26/2008
yeah right. the next batman can definitely do without catwoman anyway.
yeah right. the next batman can definitely do without catwoman anyway.
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3:36AM on 08/26/2008

Yeah Right!!!

with all the plastic why doesn't Nolan just cast her as Clayface?
with all the plastic why doesn't Nolan just cast her as Clayface?
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12:39PM on 08/26/2008
While I don't like the idea of her a Catwoman and I think this story is BS...If Nolan thinks it's the right decision then so be it. He's earned my trust.
While I don't like the idea of her a Catwoman and I think this story is BS...If Nolan thinks it's the right decision then so be it. He's earned my trust.
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2:54PM on 08/26/2008
Ugh--no Catwoman, no fuckin' CHER!!! Riddler I guess could work, and Depp could be the shit and bring the box-office power. This is really gonna start filming early next year? Sweeeet!!
Ugh--no Catwoman, no fuckin' CHER!!! Riddler I guess could work, and Depp could be the shit and bring the box-office power. This is really gonna start filming early next year? Sweeeet!!
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3:44PM on 08/26/2008

Dumb

I hate this story because a week from now every one will know its fake. Nolan already say there won't be a movie with "Robin or Catwoman" while he is doing them. Dumb.
I hate this story because a week from now every one will know its fake. Nolan already say there won't be a movie with "Robin or Catwoman" while he is doing them. Dumb.
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5:22PM on 08/26/2008

Hell no

Please no Chere please no Catwoman!!! Even if he were to include catwoman in the mix, as much as we all dont want to see her in the film Nolan would probably still make the movie kick ass!
Please no Chere please no Catwoman!!! Even if he were to include catwoman in the mix, as much as we all dont want to see her in the film Nolan would probably still make the movie kick ass!
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5:54PM on 08/27/2008

????

Screw all this!!! Johnny depp?? The guy is in every movie!!! Why not show some cohones and cast Marilyn Manson, David Hyde Pierce, John Turturro or even Jack friggin Black as The Riddler???? Cher by the way maybe could work but that doesn't matter cause the story is fake anyways...














Screw all this!!! Johnny depp?? The guy is in every movie!!! Why not show some cohones and cast Marilyn Manson, David Hyde Pierce, John Turturro or even Jack friggin Black as The Riddler???? Cher by the way maybe could work but that doesn't matter cause the story is fake anyways...














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