Tis the season to be hawking perfume. Paris Hilton (whom I would prefer to never have to post anything about) came out with another fragrance in her line for twens ("And I'm pretty sure she's legally retarded"
is the BEST line from ZACK & MIRI) and has been in talks with Disney to be a live-action Tinkerbell. For the love of all that is decent in the tranny world, Paris, please go away. The same is pretty close to being said of Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson, although Xtina is at least smart enough to save her movie involvement to being on soundtracks instead of attempting to be on screen like Jess. Xtina's new scent is called "Inspire," and Jess' new one is called "Fancy." I think we should all get together and sue for false advertising.
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