F*ck it. I'm going to go out on a limb here and proclaim myself to be in Cameron Diaz's
corner. Yeah, she's not the hottie she was from THE MASK. But we all age and Diaz isn't doing it by injecting her face full of poison or trying to deny that she's well into her 30's with no prospects of marriage or children looming. She dates who she feels like dating, doesn't project the pathetic single-chick-needs-to-get-married vibe that you get from others in her position (Jennifer Aniston comes to mind - you're all sick of her schtick, aren't you?), tells people how she loves watching porn and is photographed on vacation having 420 moments. If anything, Cameron Diaz should be heralded as the chick that you'd love to have be your never-wife. At the very least, you should still groove on her in a see through dress at yet another promotional stop for BAD TEACHER
. She's selling the movie for me, with Segel on the side. Aniston has to have a trio of other dudes in order to generate heat over her being in an R-rated comedy again. Team Diaz, folks. It's the place to be.
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