My friend Nadia spent the weekend getting lost. She is a smart woman but has trouble figuring out street signs and depends far too much on the (in)accuracy of the cell phone's GPS. So I delighted in her status updates on Facebook over the weekend, progressively getting more hysterical as she drove herself into the oblivion of Irwindale, California. I should have been entertained by the multitude of people rambling on about the Rapture not absconding with their sinner asses, but instead I focused on Nadia's digital histrionics. This has little to do with Sofia Vergara's
boobs other than Nadia herself is blessed with an oversized rack and the two are both voluptuous hotties who throw a great meltdown. Sobbing deeply when you have massive chest meat to heave is the key to your survival in the world, I believe.
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