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Dec. 13, 2011by: Droz

Mother of god...

There are literally no words to describe the cacophony of anguished cries my manhood is releasing right now at the sight of Christina Hendricks and her ginormously perfect bewbs pushed into some impossible cleavage sculpture. Her tits are literally mooning her chin right now. Yeah, I guess there's also some booze there, as these are some kind of ad for Johnnie Walker whiskey. I hadn't really noticed though, since I'm not an alcoholic. Actually, these are like the worst ads ever, as I suspect very few people will even notice that there's anything else happening besides the glorious spectacle unfolding across Christina's chest.

Most people will probably react as I did, namely formulating complicated and depraved scenarios in their minds with the speed and efficiency only seen in mathematical geniuses, all centering around Christina and the endless possibilities such amazing mounds of female flesh present to a sexually deviant mind, aka the male mind. If these pics are not actively making you consider the existence of a god, then you're just hopelessly lost in a world of darkness and cruelty.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: *sniff* They're so....beautiful... *sniff*
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5:12PM on 12/14/2011
I'll have what she's having.
I'll have what she's having.
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12:21AM on 12/14/2011

Why bother holding the drink...

She can set it on that rack she has.

I'm not kidding, look at the profile shot. She has enough room and enough support to set the drink on her boobs, and the probably the bottle too.
She can set it on that rack she has.

I'm not kidding, look at the profile shot. She has enough room and enough support to set the drink on her boobs, and the probably the bottle too.
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12:06AM on 12/14/2011
While I appreciate Johnny Walker and their higher labels, for my money a cheap, aged single malt trumps an expensive blended scotch every time.

Oh yeah, boobs.
While I appreciate Johnny Walker and their higher labels, for my money a cheap, aged single malt trumps an expensive blended scotch every time.

Oh yeah, boobs.
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5:46PM on 12/13/2011

Thank you, God!

If the photographer had been smart, he would have inserted the bottle in her cleavage. Or would have that been too much? Nahhh . . . ;)
If the photographer had been smart, he would have inserted the bottle in her cleavage. Or would have that been too much? Nahhh . . . ;)
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5:38PM on 12/13/2011
She looks terrible here. Maybe after half the JW bottle, but not now.
She looks terrible here. Maybe after half the JW bottle, but not now.
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4:11PM on 12/13/2011
Oh, good lord...
Oh, good lord...
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