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You never see Charlize Theron coming

May. 19, 2014by: Droz
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If you didn't already know, the love that Charlize Theron speaks about on the cover of Vogue this month is Sean Penn, who has somehow found a way to inexplicably worm his way between the legs of yet another Hollywood powerhouse hottie. I don't have to list all the hotties Sean's banged over the years. If you don't already know who all those hotties are, suffice it to say that the list is long and inexplicable. As Charlize describes it here, I think the key to Sean's ability to get with all these hotties is to come at them when they least expect it. He makes a noise that prompts them look the other away and before they know it he's moved in and stunned them into a mental stupor with copious amounts of liberal brow-beatings. Despite being befouled by Penn, Charlize still manages to look hot in her Vogue spread. The hair has grown back sufficiently to suit her face better and the rest of her is looking good as well.

Speaking of her shaved head, I just watched the first 3 MAD MAX movies this weekend. Now I'm curious how she's going to fare in MAD MAX: FURY ROAD next year. Sounds like she's going to play some sort of Tina Turner/Aunty character from THUNDERDOME. Apparently once the bombs drop, only women will run the various cobbled together settlements in the post-apocalyptic Australian outback. I guess there are worse ways to depict the collapse of civilization. I just hope they got Charlize in a chainmail dress.

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Source: Vogue

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1:44AM on 05/20/2014
she certainly has been on an upswing since she left Stewart Townsend.
she certainly has been on an upswing since she left Stewart Townsend.
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10:54PM on 05/19/2014
Just realized they won the acting Oscars the same year.
Just realized they won the acting Oscars the same year.
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9:39PM on 05/19/2014
I've been watching House of Cards and she reminds me of a younger Robin Wright. This haircut is actually very sexy on her; one of the few hotties who can really make it work.
I've been watching House of Cards and she reminds me of a younger Robin Wright. This haircut is actually very sexy on her; one of the few hotties who can really make it work.
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