It's funny how much more entertained I am by these regular walks from the car to the dance studio Maria Menounos makes, than any of the performances she and her fellow contestants do on Dancing with the Stars. Then I was never much for folks dancing around in flamboyant manner for other folks who critique their dances with even more flamboyancy. I've always been much more inclined toward the plump asses stuffed into spandex kind of entertainment. I think Maria would do better to just skip all the sparkly dance shit she wears for the show and just wear a lot of spandex like this. In fact, just skip the competition stuff altogether and just show Maria in spandex, moving her ass around a lot. That's quality television.
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