Thank God for Extra. If it weren't for them continuing to employ Maria Menounos to read news and talk to celebrities (that's what she does, right?), who knows if I'd get my M.M. fix without having to rummage through her trash or dash into a salon and steal some of her hair after she left. That'd just be awful. Anyway, here's Maria welcoming Zhang Ziyi to the show to promote her new movie, THE GRANDMASTER.
Now, Zhang is an adorable little creature who I'd take to the church dance and maybe even for a banana split afterwards. We'd go steady for a few months and I might even get a kiss on the cheek after a while (with her father's approval, of course). Maria, on the other hand, I imagine drinking and dancing and skydiving all at the same time with her. She'd roll up in her Ferrari, hair blowing back and tossing her empty bottle of Jack Daniel's into my mom's lawn. We'd go start bar fights, hit mailboxes with a baseball bat and dance to the jukebox she kicked to start playing. She seems crazy and wild like that. God, I love her… I'm sorry, Zhang. Anyway, take a look at the pics of Zhang teaching Maria some kung-fu moves and looking cute as hell while doing so. Enjoy.
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