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Zooey Deschanel is slowly turning into a clown

Aug. 17, 2011by: Droz

My theory is that Zooey Deschanel was attacked on her way to the premiere of her new movie MY IDIOT BROTHER by a group of cybernetic clowns who injected her with some clown virus that is slowly transforming her into one of them. As you can see, she appears to be in the process of clown assimilation in these pics. We can see pieces of her dress are starting to morph into that floppy crap clowns have around their collars. The rest of her dress is likewise changing to conform the baggy clown attire they're well known to prefer.

Also, her face is starting to take on clown like features, with an abundance of blush and strange, elongated eyelashes. I think I can even spot the beginnings of a red nose starting to emerge. Based on the rate of transformation and the many hours that have passed since these pics were taken, it's quite probably that Zooey has been fully assimilated into the clown collective. No doubt she is terrorizing small children in parks as we speak. It, sadly, may be too late for her now. We can only hope that someone got to her in time to prevent this terrible fate.

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7:25PM on 08/20/2011
This site recently did a 6 Most Overrated Hotties list. Zooey should have been #1.
This site recently did a 6 Most Overrated Hotties list. Zooey should have been #1.
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6:46AM on 08/18/2011
She is starting to be too much kinky. Be different is cool. Playing the "next door gilr" is ok, but is starting to be too much. Same with the work she's choosing.

Great eyes do.
She is starting to be too much kinky. Be different is cool. Playing the "next door gilr" is ok, but is starting to be too much. Same with the work she's choosing.

Great eyes do.
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1:08AM on 08/18/2011
I wouldn't mind at all if she stepped out of the brunette 'it girl' thing she's been doing ever since 500 Days of Summer. For my money I loved her best as the blond in 'Elf.'
I wouldn't mind at all if she stepped out of the brunette 'it girl' thing she's been doing ever since 500 Days of Summer. For my money I loved her best as the blond in 'Elf.'
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12:54AM on 08/18/2011

If loving her is wrong

I don't want to be right.
I don't want to be right.
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9:35PM on 08/17/2011
"But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
"But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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7:55PM on 08/17/2011
There should be a picture of her and Emily Deschanel.
There should be a picture of her and Emily Deschanel.
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7:13PM on 08/17/2011
A sexy flapper girl clown from the 1920s. I'd love to do the Charleston with her. *wink wink wink wink wink wink*
A sexy flapper girl clown from the 1920s. I'd love to do the Charleston with her. *wink wink wink wink wink wink*
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6:43PM on 08/17/2011
Too much make-up but still hot as hell.
Too much make-up but still hot as hell.
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6:10PM on 08/17/2011
I think she looks fantastic. Hands down the #1 most beautiful woman in the world. Doesn't matter what she wears.
I think she looks fantastic. Hands down the #1 most beautiful woman in the world. Doesn't matter what she wears.
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