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Kirstina Colonna hydrates her t-shirt for a 138 Water spread

I don't think the folks at 138 Water give a company f**k about the continuing drought in the Colorado River, or, the record droughts in California. They continue to waste an untold amount of life's precious liquid on hosing down c-model hotties like Kirstina Colonna ; a social media model of some fame. Why not wet the shirt down with seawater, then stand there holding up the...
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08.04.2016
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Shae Brock looks like a delicious dish

You might remember a little while ago when I posted some pics of singer and 138 Water model Shae Brock doing the usual thing a water wench is expected to do, namely wear hot bikinis and frolic down beaches. Pretty cute, right? She's not the usual sort they feature in their constant stream of viral imagery, which tend to be the swimsuit/lingerie model types or the hotties with the ample...
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06.24.2016
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Treat your eyes to Ava Sambora's killer bikini body

138 Water's latest collaboration with sexy celebrity spawn Ava Sambora just set the bar for best bikini photos of the summer thus far. The standard all pics hence forth will be held to, the ones to beat. This is of course, just like... my opinion... man, but it's one I'll defend with conviction. I've read others views about Ava on various forums...
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06.14.2016
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138 Water hottie Shae Brock is your lifeguard on duty

These newest 138 Water hottie pics are a little different from the norm. Typically the hottie they have on a beach looking bangable with their product is some aspiring model type who definitely looks the part. I'm not going to say that Shae Brock here doesn't belong on a beach or in provocative beach wear. I think it's clear those perfect little hips are just perfect for what they're being...
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06.02.2016
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Can Angelica Bridges' nipples compel you to pay a premium price for water?

From the 138 Website: 138 Water also brings Fashion, Style and Healthy Living to its Consumers. Our product is packaged in a variety of fashion colors: Blue, Black, Pink, Yellow, Purple, Red, Green and Orange. You have to take a moment to ponder over just how many f**k-tards are susceptible to this kind of lazy manipulation. "Fasion Colors," really? You mean your bottles have...
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04.29.2016
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Daisy Lea getting sand in all sorts of places for 138 Water

138 Water is a lot like Walmart in the way they employ retirees. The only differences is the purveyor of bottled water and exploitation employs a specific group of retired folks, specifically, Playboy playmates. I was somewhat reluctant to post these images of former playmate Daisy Lea because of her deceitful practices. A video surfaced of this surgery obsessed blonde injecting her ass...
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04.20.2016
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Here's some photos straight out of Kate Compton

Lame headline puns aside; what kind of backward ass planet are we living on where a botted water company, not Playboy, is keeping the internet stocked with boobs and butt photos? The once King of explotation released their first non-nude covergirl shoot - a instagram model named Sarah McDaniel - and the results are as dull as you probably imagined; not like this Kate Compton photo set. You...
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03.30.2016
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Elizabeth Chateau is for those who enjoy motocross stars wet, tatted, and topless

I can't speak too much about motocross or those who excel at it. However, I do know me a hottie when I see one. And I'm looking at one right now with these pics of Motocross star Elizabeth Chateau . Just like with her sport, I don't know much about how well Elizabeth does as a racer. From what I gather, she's fairly new at it, but clearly already getting a lot of attention. I'm not gonna make...
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03.23.2016
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Heather Locklear's daughter Ava Sambora is continuing her mama's sexy legacy

138 Water didn't recruit from the former Playboy playmate pool to promote their bottled bath water; something that has been a successful marketing strategy. Nope, this time they went to the sexy gene pool of Heather Locklear and found her searing spawn, Ava Sambora - another hottie who recently came of age (18). She has appeared in THIS IS 40 and GOOD LUCK CHARLIE, but, I have a funny...
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03.15.2016
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Charlie Riina in leather and lace bikinis is as awesome as it sounds

Here we are with another egregious waste of water from marketing department at 138 Water. Well, maybe not a total waste. These are some pretty steamy photos of former Playboy Cybergirl Charlie Riina in a supple leather bikini. This girl is getting a lot of work recently; not just two days ago she was featured in a pictorial where raw meat was the only thing on the menu, now, she's...
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03.10.2016
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Thank you kindly, Kindly Myers

In just a few pics, the marketing team at 138 Water have put everything a man needs - not wants, needs - into boner inspiring imagery; water and tits. These are two (or three, if you count both tits) biological imperatives no heterosexual male can live without. In THE BIG SHORT, Christain Bale plays a guy why saw the shit that made up the housing market and made a ton of greenbacks betting...
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03.03.2016
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Bruna Tuna could relieve your water woes

Water crises in the mid-west are all the talk lately in the news. And for good reason. Those folks out in Flint, Michigan got screwed big time. I hope someone gets some serious jail time for that bullshit. We tend to take water for granted in this country, but for those folks the value of clean drinking water is really hitting home. In the light of that, I can't help but wonder what those...
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02.12.2016
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