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Nina Agdal could use a good shave

Hotties covered only by something creamy and easily removed is one of those perfect fantasies many a guy hopes and prays he'll one day get to experience before he dies. Unfortunately, none of the women I've known in my time has ever thought to cover their sensitive areas in a thick lather for my benefit. I try not to take that personally, preferring to chalk it up to a lack of communication...
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02.18.2016
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Elsa Pataky channels the lacy '80's Madonna in latest lingerie promotion

You'll have to watch/listen for yourselves to see if you can make it through the music video slash lengthy advertisement for Women's Secret, the line of lingerie that Mrs. Thor, aka Elsa Pataky is selling these days. In the video the Spaniard beauty sings The Pointer Sisters song "I'm So Excited" while gyrating around in lacy black lingerie. I got 1 minute in before I had to give up. It's not...
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11.13.2015
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Kelly Brook gets all gooey over her new phone

One thing we've come to know fairly definitively about Kelly Brook is that she doesn't have any business getting in front of a camera for anything that requires her to do something more than a superficial amount of acting. Hey, not everyone has those skills. It's not a crime to be a shitty actor. In fact, considering the state of some actors, it might actually be a virtue. One thing Kelly...
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07.06.2015
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Jessica Alba buries the lead behind her bikini-clad ass

I wouldn't blame you for missing the point of Jessica Alba's recent social media bikini party. Plenty of hotties out there using social media as a means of showing off their bods in bikinis for nothing more than the love of their fans and maybe for those looking to hire a hottie to be a part of their upcoming project. However, if you can take your eyes off the admittedly magnetic draw of...
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01.27.2015
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Hottie Clip of the Day: Kim Kardashian

While 11 of the New England Patriots's footballs may have peculiarly deflated overnight, the size of Kim Kardashian 's ass continues to expand. I bring these two happenstances together because of the ad she just premiered for something called "Data Stash" by T-Mobile, which is set to air during Super Bowl XLIX. Ths clip features her world famous...
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01.27.2015
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The endless role call of 138 Water wenches continues with Alexandra Eriksson

I'm starting to think that 138 Water is sending out busloads of models in bikinis to beaches all over the Southern California area to model with their water bottles. I envision scenarios where the models pull a ticket from one of those take-a-number machines and wait around in some sand-covered parking lot for the digital number board to bring up their number, at which point they run out into...
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11.17.2014
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Who wants to put Kelly Brook's selfies all over their bags?

I had to go looking up what the hell this hashtag selfies suitcases was because if Kelly Brook and her pair of selfies have anything to do with it, I wanna get my hands all over that shit. Turns out there's a luggage company named Three that is running a contest/competition to have your selfies put on their bags. OK... You have only until June 30th to get your submissions in with this...
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06.25.2014
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Jennifer Lawrence sports her best dead face for the fancy french make up

What is it with the companies like Dior making their models do the dead face in their ad spreads? It's like the more highfalutin the designer fashion or make up company is, the less human their models have to become. It doesn't work very well for the likes of Jennifer Lawrence , who is usually very much the opposite of dead face. She's always the lively, emotional, expressive person in real...
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02.28.2014
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Natalie Portman is a golden gift

Natalie Portman is still getting the choice bank for lending her natural beauty to the likes of Dior cosmetics (btw, Dior means "golden gift" in French, thus the headline). She earns every penny too. Doesn't get much more perfect than Natalie, but there's always something I think about every time something with Natalie comes across my screen. That's how much I'd like to see her do a sequel...
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02.26.2014
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Kate Upton busts out with some fat beats for Skullcandy

Kate Upton sure has been smothering us with titillating charm over the past week, what with smuggling her penguins on the Sports Illustrated  Swimsuit Edition cover , which surely didn't do anything to help with global warming problem. You'd think she would've had too much on her plate to make room for another Skullcandy advert, and yet here she is! In this commercial, Kate Upton...
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02.18.2013
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Natalie Portman has got to be the most beautiful bride ever

Well here we are again, that wonderful time of year when everyone pretends that a bunch of dumb holiday merch and appointment sex is a viable means of expressing how much you love and care about one another. Anyone planning to pop the question this Valentine's? Well I do hope you reconsider, but if you have anyone around that looks like Natalie Portman does in this Dior ad campaign, I can...
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02.14.2013
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That's one way to sell tickets, Emmy Rossum

Before today, did I have any intention at all to check out BEAUTIFUL CREATURES in theaters this weekend? No. Does this promotional photo of Emmy Rossum wishing us a "naughty" Valentine's Day change my mind? No, but it's still an attention grabber, and a pretty blunt attempt by the producers to turn a profit over the next couple days. Emmy Rossum is the one thing about CREATURES...
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02.14.2013
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