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Taylor Swift is at her maximum hotness in minimal makeup & clothing

I know, I know. I'm aware so many people have nothing but intense dislike for this little girl, but I don't know why (okay, maybe I do know why). However, I don't know the girl personally and yeah, I'll admit that a lot of her songs are kind of catchy, so there. I said it. Anyway, the paparazzi, in ironic fashion, are showing me that I should like Taylor Swift just a little...

Taylor Swift reminds me of my favorite couch

Once in a blue moon Taylor Swift will arrange herself in a configuration sufficiently appealing to cut through my usual loathing of her and her whole media persona. The sight of her here on the streets of NYC yesterday was one of those rare moments. Dressing in an outfit not unlike my mom's old couch helped to further my desire to lay on top of her and get comfortable. Something happens when...

Sharpen your hating skills with some see thru Kardashian ass pics

The last few weeks have seen Kim Kardashian , aka the woman you love to hate, making a concerted effort to shove the more sensitive parts of her anatomy into the media's face at every possible occasion. I've done my best to ignore her efforts, because I know how butt hurt many of you become at the sight of her. Unfortunately, ignoring Kim doesn't work. It's like ignoring the killer bee hive...

Jennifer Lopez belts it out with some big booty backup

The former queen of big asses Jennifer Lopez was at some radio-sponsored concert the other night, singing songs I've never heard and proving that her ass is still pretty damn fine. Being an ass man means that I am forever a fan of Jen's backyard. Not so much the rest of her though. Such ass displays used to be a cornerstone of her career, until she decided she was too good for such things....

Kelly Brook being engaged kinda sucks

    I know, that sounds kind of dickish. I can't help it, dammit! Here we are, it's a Tuesday afternoon and everyone is all ready to enjoy some pics of Kelly Brook in some hot leggings, walking around LA in a Yankees hat. But then there's this muscle bound freak showing up in practically every pic. I get that she's like happy and everything, but her...

Does Kendall Jenner's tight butt make up for all that Kardashian flab?

I think it's clear the majority of the Kardashian's have become content to roll in the millions they "earn" for their bullshit and have stopped putting much effort into trying to keep themselves at least passably fit. All except for Kendall Jenner and also her younger sister Kylie. While certainly caught up in all that bullshit their family pawns off as entertainment to the junk food masses,...

Paris Hilton is asking for your attention with this barely there dress

I know, I know. At first, I wasn't even gonna do it. However, after taking another gander at these pictures and of the girl in general, my better judgement faded away and now, here we are. To be honest, Paris Hilton is just one of those people I don't really like to keep relevant, much less post pictures of. I think it goes without saying she usually annoys damn near all of us and my...

I don't know if you guys were aware of this, but Kim Kardashian got massive ass

I know you've probably heard rumors round the campfire once or twice about the rather large extent of Kim Kardashian's derriere. I'm not sure if we've ever touched on the phenomenon of the massive gravity well that surrounds her butt before. What's that you say, chorus of rabidly vocal anti-Kardashian haters? I have talked about this subject before? Oh, I see. Well, I'd hate to see any of...

Taylor Swift is a real cutie shopping and at the market

Ahh, Taylor Swift . I know she has her fair share of haters (deserved or not), but I personally think the girl's gorgeous. This cat-like eyes of hers, that long blonde, hair, those lips of hers that always seems to be covered in lipstick that just so happen to pucker up and show those white teeth of hers. Wowzers! Anyway, here she is making her way around town shopping for groceries and...

Top 10 Celebrity Train Wrecks of 2013

It was a banner year for celebrities making asses out of themselves or just outright crashing and burning. It's a phenomenon we will surely see more of in years to come as attention spans steadily shrink and more and more spectacle is required of celebs just to keep people's interest. With such an insane life, occasionally a few celebs just snap. Some find endless riches in being dumbasses....

Taylor Swift is like an angel at the Winter Whites Gala

I know posting up any articles on this chick is a risk, but after really thinking about it for a second, I've come to the conclusion that yes, Taylor Swift is indeed f*cking beautiful. I know not everyone agrees and I know her personality and songs may not be what many people consider attractive, but the girl's seriously nice to look at. The luscious, blonde hair, gorgeous eyes and cute bod...

Lea Michele makes a fair argument on her hotness or her notness

I'm not trying to sound mean, but I can't decide if I find Lea Michele  truly hot or not. Sometimes she'll look like a mega-babe and other times...not so much. Maybe it has something to do with that little television  show of hers. Or maybe it's the fact that even if I DID think she was  hot, she'd probably mace me in the eyes and castrate me with her high heels if I ever tried to...
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