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Shapely Simpson

I can't believe it. I'm actually going to praise Ashlee Simpson. No, not about her engagement to Fall Out Boy's Pete Weiner... uh, Wentz. No, not about whether or not she's pregnant and how that's going to cause all kinds of sibling bullshit between her and Jessica. I'm going to say two things I never thought I would say about little Ashlee, things that really surprise me. One: I've...
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04.25.2008
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Premiere: Cloverfield

It looks like the first official movie that I'll be seeing in the theatre for 2008 is only one more day from opening. I've read the very positive reviews and watched the trailers over and over again to the point where I couldn't be more excited to see it. It looks wicked on way too many levels and I hope it delivers on what it promises. Speaking of delivery, we here at...
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01.17.2008
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New Year Hotties!

Hope you all had a great New Year everybody and we're glad to be back and going full-throttle for 2008. Not a hell of a lot has been going on "hottie" wise lately since all of them were partying like there's no tomorrow but that's okay since everybody needed a break anyway. However, we've done some looking around and we've gathered up some awesome candids which were taken on New...
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01.02.2008
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MTV Hotties 2/2

We now continue onto PART #2 of the 2007 MTV Music Awards posts as we bring you all the best and hottest babes from the event last night. A ton of gorgeous women attended the ceremony last night and made it worth watching. So let's keep going with the photo analysis as there were so many to sort through. There was yet another surprising appearance last night because I never really find...
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09.10.2007
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Ashlee may be taking Jess' oompa loompa advice

We don't quite understand why Ashlee Simpson, seen her yesterday at a charity event commemorating the 10th anniversary of the musical "Chicago", after working so hard to establish herself as a potent hottie separate from her sister, even having some of us debate whether she has become the hotter Simpson sister, would imitate Jessica's ill-advised oompa loompa-inspired short-hair...
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11.15.2006
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Michelle's Halloween tongue

The last time Michelle Trachtenberg's tongue made a public appearance , we were left with the impression it was a petite, demure appendage, not the Ashlee Simpson-esque behemoth she unleashed at the "Golden Blast" Halloween party she attended this year at Bungalow 8. Just imagine the things she could do with that tongue - make a paper pretzel, lick an entire row of stamps, thereby...
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11.06.2006
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Ashlee is surprising

We must be going crazy because looking at Ashlee Simpson here at a recent promotional event for Skechers, despite covering herself up completely and most alarmingly, in plaid , she's still inspiring lascivious thoughts and a distinct rustle in our nether regions. Has Ashlee achieved a level of hot where she looks bone-worthy in regular, even hobo-seeming clothes? Is the world ready...
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10.29.2006
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In Other Messed Up News…

Mary-Louise Parker joins the cast of THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES to add a little pot to the film. Best way to get revenge on a cheating Paris Hilton? Bang Ashlee Simpson. Way to go, Nick Carter. Women hold only a select few power positions in Hollywood but to be fair to the old white men who run Hollywood, women don't matter, except when the men need some nookie. Don't...
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10.11.2006
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Ashlee better than we thought

When we posted pictures of Ashlee Simpson in her debut performance as Roxie Hart in London's West End production of "Chicago", a misstep by one of our interns resulted in us being unaware of the above perfectly captured innocent-cartwheel- moment-turned-into-something-sexual picture. Needless to say, that intern has been subjected to face-melting re-runs of Frankie Muniz films and we...
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10.01.2006
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Ashlee is Roxie hottie

From the looks of things, Ashlee Simpson's debut as Roxie Hart in London's West End production of "Chicago" was spectacularly well-received. So much so, in fact, that, as evidenced by this picture , Ashlee may have been sexually aroused by the glowing adulation. Aside from possibly having a knee-buckling orgasm basking in her post-performance praise, however, Ashlee seems to be...
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09.26.2006
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Ashlee is murderer?

Ashlee Simpson's recent tango with cosmetic rhinoplasty has done wonders for her career. Not only has it exponentially increased her media scrutiny (across all mediums) but she's now being offered the part of the deliciously murderous Roxie Hart in the musical "Chicago" on both Broadway and the London stage. Despite questionable vocal talent, the nose job coupled with the promise of...
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08.23.2006
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Ashlee vs. Ashley

While we're on the subject of celebrity clones, given that Jessica Simpson has her own doppelgänger in the form of Kristin Cavallari, it's only natural that Ashlee Simpson, who endeavors to mimic every aspect of sister Jessica's life, own a doppelgänger of her very own. The clone in question is Disney staple and HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL star Ashley Tisdale, who took celebrity cloning...
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07.31.2006
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