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Audrina Patridge must be feeling very cheeky today

Get it? Cause you can see her butt. Oh, Audrina Patridge. Right when I think I'm finished with her, she'll pop up again somehow looking all different kinds of hot and I'll be pulled back into the wonderful place of her hotness. It's a good thing I'm such a superficial douchebag or else this would've stopped a long time ago, Audrina. It's a good thing, indeed....

Audrina Patridge is still managing to hold my attention

I definitely thought her 15 minutes of fame would be over by now, but maybe she's like a cat, but with 1,000 15 minute lives up her sleeve. At this rate, she still has a few before people really start forgetting about her, but I just can't bring myself to do that at all. So, sure, maybe Audrina Patridge isn't the most relevant chick in the world and maybe I misspell her name at least once...

Audrina Patridge and Adrianne Curry play for the NBA

It's fitting that Adrianne Curry and Audrina Patridge were at the launch party for NBA 2K14. Not because I associate either one of them with basketball or games. That's ridiculous. Everyone knows women can't play basketball or video games (calm down ladies, these are the jokes). The thing is that I always get these two mixed up for some reason. I guess it's because they have kind of...

The Bikini Roundup - September 2013

Everybody likes to think of Labor Day as the end of summer, but that's not accurate at all. We get another 3 weeks of summer following that holiday. As you can see, that's plenty of time to squeeze in some last minute bikini goodness. So as some of you begin to yank all your winter clothes from storage, feel free to stop for a second and yank to this selection of the best bikini moments...

Audrina Patridge looks really pretty and stuff in these pictures

I'm gonna come out and say that I'm not too certain about Audrina Patridge nor do I know how long she's got left in the "I'm better than you; I'm a celebrity" world. I know she was on THE HILLS and she was in SORORITY ROW for, like, four seconds, but that doesn't take away from her hotness. I think she's really pretty and I'm not trying to knock...

A bevy of beauties show up to the Lone Ranger premiere in Anaheim

With the busy summer movie market wide on display, this is about the time that things get aggressive. Pixar has a strangle-hold on all things merchandise-able, being that it's coming off a built-in popular original flick and well, it's monsters and little kids. Tell me what you can't market to a child under the age of 100. You can go with muscle-mass and have the pretty boys act out superhero...

The Bikini Round Up: May 2013

May 2013 proved to be quite the popular month for bikini-clad hotties doing their thing both in and out of the water. We do our best to keep you up-to-date on what's happening in this particular area of hottiedom, but in these warm spring and summer months we sometimes miss a few of the rapid fire bikini babe moments coming down the pipe. That's what this column is all about. So...

Emmy Rossum, Selena Gomez, Jennifer Lopez and other hotties made the Billboard Music Awards somewhat watchable

For years now, the Billboard Music Awards have been moving away from enjoyable, and inching towards grossly despicable. This year, however, they took us by surprise by taking a giant leap towards disturbing. Sure, it had its moments of hilarity (Justin Beiber telling the audience he's an "artist" who should be taken seriously), but any event where Nicki Minaj gives Lil' Wayne a lapdance on...

Audrina Patridge isn't her character from The Hills, is a total hottie

It's a bit of a misleading statement for Audrina Patridge to make in the latest issue of vowel-phobic Stndrd magazine, for according to IMDB she was indeed her character on The Hills. Whatever the case, I knew there had to be a reason for my complete bewilderment as to how Audrina managed to get famous. Finding out her biggest claim to fame is being a member on the mercifully defunct...

Hottie Clip of the Day: Cast of Sorority Row

Sorry folks but we don't have a Hottie Clip of the Day today. I know, time to riot right? Calm yourself. Instead we've got a special HOTTIES CLIP OF THE DAY! That's right folks, I made that shite plural! I kind of had to considering today's Clip comes from the slasher remake SORORITY ROW and it's damn near impossible to choose just one hottie. Or two. Or three. Or four! In this clip...

Hot or Not: Audrina Patridge

There has to be a market for them or at some point, the people behind the SCAR MOVIE 5 franchise, and I'm talking about the financial backers, not the people writing, making or starring in these flicks, would have decided to buy a clue instead. The movies are constantly knocked for being crappy and yet they're still around. Sorta like one of their stars, this week's Hot or Not pick....

Audrina Patridge attends an event named Fire and Ice, coincidentally the names of her boobs

What I find odd about an event called Fire & Ice, meant to entice stars even as obscure on the popularity scale as Audrina Patridge to attend, is that the benefit was for something called Fresh 20. This organization is designed to help low-income families learn to develop healthier eating habits by teaching them how to find cheaper produce and other pantry items that can fit in their budget...

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