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It's always a good time for a new look at Kelly Brook in bikinis

Mmmmm, now that's more like it. None of that bulging, tatted fiance nonsense distracting us from the purity of a fine Kelly Brook moment. These are Kelly's New Look 2014 bikini offerings, which are very nice, mostly because they're on Kelly. She has a funny way of making most anything look really good. I'll bet if she was sporting a new line of designer burlap potato sacks for 2014, they'd...

Rachel Bilson needs to work on her bikini body, but is still bangable

Just in case you think I'm being too critical of Rachel Bilson by critiquing her bikini body, here's a pic of Rachel one year ago, almost to the day: Yeah, Rachel was a little tighter back then, but she's still got plenty of time to work off that tummy. Or not. Honestly, even with that modest gut she's still hotter than most women. And I kind of like her cute little tummy. It...

Lexie Marlow takes her top off for us (but mostly for 138 Water)

Oh, 138 Water. You've done it, again. You sly bastards... Maybe they’re trying to say something to me and I’m not quite picking up on it yet. What if they went to really ugly things. They could be women, men, animals...plants and they just squirted a little bit of water into their mouths (or roots depending on the species) and BAM! They instantly turned into beautiful, gorgeous women who...

Abby Clancy does the skinny white girl with a nice ass thing quite well

There seems to be a trend in the skinny white woman world, among things like knowing the names of all the Kardashian sisters, thinking Benedict Cumberbatch is a babe and spending half a year's salary on an ugly purse the size of a small country that they refer to as a bag. I don't know much about Abby Clancy other than she's a model from the UK who's married to a footballer but she's got this...

Sexy TwitPics: Jessica Nigri

There's a lot going on this upcoming weekend, with spring break, Easter and, of course, Anaheim's WonderCon 2014. Sure, the "excitement" factor of WonderCon might be several notches down from San Diego's Comic-Con, but it's fun, and it's in my neck of the woods. Plus, it' draws in a lot of true "convention...

Amanda Bynes goes off her meds, gets into a bikini

Ever since Amanda Bynes' parents finally realized that their daughter was slowly turning into a complete nut bar and decided to take charge of her life, things seemed to be going a whole lot better for her. She took the studs out of her face, stopped showing up in court rooms and is going back to school. She's even looking hot again with her Mexican bikini goodness. Apparently this brief...

Hottie Clip of the Day: Olivia Munn

What is it with me an movies involved with babies this week? First a clip from LITTLE MAN, and now I'm presenting you with a pair of Olivia Munn 's hottest scenes from THE BABYMAKERS. If you thought Jay Chandrasekhar of Broken Lizard fame could turn any premise into comedy gold, you haven't seen BABYMAKERS (or half of his other films for that matter). But if...

Universal hottie Amy Willerton shows her pink bikini

Former Miss Universe contestant and current bikini aficionado Amy Willerton went to the beach the other day, doing her thing in a pink bikini. Amy is clearly hot with her whole aloof model thing in her little contrived beach bikini moment. She's a little too good at that aloofness though. It gives the impression that she's one of those unapproachable hotties. Those are the kind you get brave...

Paige Butcher is in a really sexy bikini, again

Good God, Eddie Murphy , you lucky son of a bitch. Here's his galpal Paige Butcher who, yet again, is looking ridiculously fine in a bikini. Yeah, she pulled it off miraculously the other day in a little pink bikini, this black one is just…mmm-ehh-agh! Sorry, I just made a mess. I like how in all these pics, Eddie ISN'T in them. I don't know about him or you, but if I was in any way in a...

Sexy TwitPics: Arianny Celeste

After last week's seemingly bottomless selection of Lindsay Lohan's twitpics , I figured the most humane thing to do would be to focus on a hottie whom the many find attractive and is keen to social media. As far as those things are concerned, Arianny Celeste pretty much fits the bill. You probably know Arianny for occasionally popping up around these parts in a...

Kim Kardashian creates pearls with her sandy bikinied ass in Thailand

With all the sand that's been artfully smeared over the dumper of Kim Kardashian , I have to venture that she's going to shit out a string of pearls at some point. We already know that Kim likes her pearl necklaces, so it's interesting to see her doing all the work this time around, as she was meticulously tended to while on this bikini photo shoot in Thailand. The mom to North West has been...

You had me at Barbara Palvin in bikinis

Barbara Palvin is a hottie we see far too little of in bikinis. Not to suggest that I have a problem with those other hotties who routinely saturate our interwebs with hot pics of themselves in bikinis, but I think a "the more the merrier" perspective on that sort of thing is appropriate when talking about hot women in small beachwear. Although it could be argued being relatively scarce with...

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