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Stefanie Knight gets wet and, consequently, gets us in the mood

I'm not proud of the fact that my first Hottie article of the new year features yet another hottie strutting her stuff on the beaches of Malibu parading around a bottle of that water. I am, however, very much in love with this lady and am not used to seeing such exquisite beauty and hotness every day, so I suppose I can meet myself somewhere in the middle and be at least a little bit happy...
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01.05.2015
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Stefanie Knight's hot, wet voluptuousness makes her a step above the rest

It really may not make a whole lot of sense why we post these pictures with attractive ladies holding water. My only excuse and explanation really boils down to my weakness with attractive women. I could easily try harder and look for a hottie in something movie related, but then I see these girls in tiny bikinis with their asses and breasts pouring out of the seams and I just can't do...
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12.02.2014
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The inevitable has happened and now Chelsea Heath has gone topless

Is there anything that damned water company can't do? Normally, I have to give a woman $50 extra to take off her top for me, but it seems like these people can just get away with whatever they want. Perhaps, she was in a desert for a month and very thirsty until she stumbled upon a man in a turquoise tuxedo who offered her a drink of his delicious water if, and only if, she promised to...
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09.25.2014
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Chelsea Heath is yet another unknown hottie wanting to quench your thirst

You really gotta hand it to those 138 Water marketing people. The unknown models that they nab to advertise they're more-than-likely-overpriced bottled water are insanely hot each and every time. We all know that sex sells and, besides Carl's Jr., these dudes really know how to make that phrase mean something. This gal goes by the name of Chelsea Heath and she's doing quite the...
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09.18.2014
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Constance Nunes is promoting her ass, her sex appeal and some water

I swear, 138 Water is releasing these pics just to f*ck with me. I'm sure they're like, "ResidentRiddle64 just said he won't write any articles about us!" Then, they grab the most heart-stoppingly sexy gals, throw them in some skimpy clothes and hand them a bottle of water to hold on to while they flash their naughty bits at us. "Try resisting writing about us, ResidentRiddle64…if that is...
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04.11.2014
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Fernanda Marin stars in these gratuitously awesome 138 water pictures

I don't know what it is about these 138 Water photoshoots. Whenever I come across them, it's like 18,000 pictures isn't enough. They go ham and instead of having a good 4 or 5 really good pieces of sexy advertisement, they must say to themselves, "Well, we got this stupid hot chick in a bikini. We might as well take as many pictures of her ass and tit crack as we possibly can." Not like I'm...
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02.06.2014
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Jaclyn Swedberg and her red bikini hotness make this a Black Friday worth remembering

Okay, okay. So, maybe I swore to you guys that I wasn't going to post any more 138 Water articles ever again, but we all go through withdrawals, right? I also think that it's been at least four days or so since the last post, so for the most part, I think I'm doing pretty well. My family and a few staff members sat me down on Thanksgiving and we talked about my problems, but as soon as they...
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11.29.2013
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138 Water and Jaclyn Swedberg's sex appeal have finally taken over my life

I have a confession to make, you guys. I have a problem. I know admitting to the problem is the first step, so here it goes: I'm addicted to 138 water. No, no. Not the bottled water itself, but just the advertisements. They have this power over me and I'm put into a trance whenever I see a new batch of pics advertising this wa-wa and I can't help but share them with everyone. Sure, I'm giving...
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11.12.2013
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138 water and model Keyara aren't stopping with the hot pictures, so neither will I

Okay. You know what? Fine. Fine, 138 water! I'll buy your f*cking product. God knows that this is probably the best advertising campaign ever (even though I've never seen this water anywhere..Ah, who am I kidding? My grocery shopping adventures never go past The Family Dollar) and the assault on my head, my heart and my….other things….is getting tiring. I keep wanting to resist buying the...
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10.30.2013
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Tiffany Toth, her hotness and 138 water return with a vengeance

You know, when posting the first pictures , I thought to myself, "These are great. This model Tiffany Toth is pretty hot, but I can't help but shake the feeling she has a little more sexiness to show off." I contently sighed, shut off my computer and walked around in the forest for a few hours thinking introspectively on life, love and boobs. Understand my surprise and excitement upon my...
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10.23.2013
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Alexa Vega makes a splash into hotness in a form-fitting dress

Well, today's the day, ladies and gentleman. I'm sitting in my big, comfy boss chair in a silk red robe with a large tobacco pipe and scotch as I prepare myself to announce Alexa Vega as the newest hottie The ResidentRiddle64 Hottie Hall of Fame. It's a pretty wondrous occasion for everyone. Today, we can see her at the Aquafina event looking mighty good in a tight blue dress that shows off...
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10.16.2013
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