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Ela Rose is just another lady taking her clothes off for H2O

You know what? I'm actually pretty proud of myself. Last year when I really started to take notice of 138 Water and its advertising tactic of nearly naked beautiful women, I couldn't stop posting about it. In fact, it got to the point of straight up addiction . Now obviously not all the stories were written by me personally, but I have to think I added to a lot of them. Well, it's...
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11.26.2014
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Colleen Shannon is a DJ/model with looks straight outta the 80's

Ah, welcome back 138 water! It's been a while.á I don't know if this'll make any sees, but I'm gonna give it a shot, anyway. You know how perceptions of beauty changes over the decades? Well, this gal totally reminds me of what was probably back in the 80's. You know, the time where big hair bands were a thing? She looks like she would be right at home as a girl in a Guns n' Roses music...
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07.03.2014
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Brittany Cole and other hotties are here to help you spank the monkey

You gotta hand it to those 138 Water advertising folks. They have absolutely no idea WHO they're selling this expensive water to, but they know precisely WHY they're doing it. You see, big breasted babes and a giant inflatable monkey have more of a place in a Tony Hawk Proskater video game than in an advertisement, however, we all know what sells more than anything: sex. So, instead of making...
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03.05.2014
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Thin beauty Bo Osinski is definitely naked under that dress

Oh, 138 water. You've done it again. By God, you bastards, you've done it again.á Typically, thin models are beautiful, but there's something about them that doesn't get me all excited in my nether regions. Maybe it's the fact that I would suffocate them with a mere hug, much less lying on top of them in my rotating bed with disco ball lights on the headboard. However, this model Bo...
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02.25.2014
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The inevitable happened and now 138 water model Jaclyn Swedberg is posing topless

I knew it! I f*cking knew it! They said that I was crazy! They said that it would never happen!á But, for real, though, I was right. Although, I think this is it. Not only have I not received my free 138 bottled water yet, but I haven't received a personal thank you naked pic from ANY of these models, including Jaclyn Swedberg (pictured below). ANY of themů Even after all the free...
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11.21.2013
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Model Tiffany Toth helps sell even more 138 water with her sexiness

I don't really know what to make of these 138 Water campaigns. Water is one of those things that I don't see being sold by using sexual advertising (then again, I wouldn't think sexy Carl's Jr. commercials would be horrendously successful, but, hey, there you go), but maybe I shouldn't complain about a good thing. I probably won't buy a bottle of this stuff for the rest of my life, but as long...
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10.21.2013
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Model Natalia Proza breaks her liquid hottie percentage at 138%!

Is water depleting from the Earth or something? Are we in trouble? I ask these questions because…my God…the promotional campaigns for water have just been ridiculously sexy lately. Why is this happening? Are they realizing that the only thing that I drink is beer, rum and soda? Sure, my doctor told me that hydrating myself is important, but when it's someone like model...
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10.14.2013
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