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Not to sound creepy, but I bet Chrissy Teigen smells real good and nice like

Okay, maybe that wasn't the best way of starting out my love letter to Chrissy Teigen , but I couldn't help it. When I see a pretty girl, I get nervous and when I get nervous, I get creepily honest and detailed. Sigh. The world is such a cruel place. I suppose I can attempt to explain myself, though. Chrissy was hitting up the Fragrance Foundation Awards the other night, which led to the...

Sarah Hyland's spread in Flaunt will haunt your nightmares

I suppose if you've ever had a hard on for one of those life sized Real Dolls, you're bound to get all hot and bothered by the strange photoshoot that Flaunt magazine did with "Modern Family" actress Sarah Hyland but frankly, I'm just disturbed. The 23-year old brunette was dressed and posed to resemble something out of a bad B-movie with a shaky plot and even shakier practical effects...

Alessandra Ambrosio's launch is really sexy and actually kind of creepy

I love writing about this woman. A MILF in absolutely every sense of the word, she's so damn gorgeous, it's hard to wrap my mind around it sometimes. I'm speaking, of course, of Alessandra Ambrosio . Here she is looking dynamite in a red dress exposing a decent view of her awesome cleavage and at least 40% of her tummy. This all went down at the 2014 Schutz Summer Collection...

Keira Knightley's optical illusion Chanel dress is f*cking creepy

Should we be jumping up and down in excitement that yet another Fashion Week has begun (we've already gone through New York and Milan versions, with images of hotties varying from each event)? I would think that for those of you who are Keira Knightley fanatics, that answer would be yes, especially when the actress is a favorite of Chanel and usually gets dolled up by the fashion...

Human barbie Valeria Lukyanova is probably going to die

There are just some things in this world that make you go "Buhhhh."  And that's one of them.  I'm sure you've heard of this chick by now, but just in case, this little lady's name is Valeria Lukyanova. She's Ukranian, fancies herself a spiritual advisor and yeah, she totally wants to look like that, I guess. While she's obviously garnered a large following because of her...

Lea Michele shows off the tattoo we never knew was there

Good-girl-for-the-most-part hottie Lea Michele was featured looking particularly naughty for V magazine. The pictures were taken by none other than, you guessed it, Terry Richardson. I've already said what I had to say about the guy. I feel like I can't post a picture from him without delving into his creepiness (this time is no exception), so with that we'll just get on with Lea. In all...

Is it okay to check out Dakota Fanning's rack now?

Hang on, lemme check my jail bait deadlines. Yep, February of 1994. Dakota Fanning can be officially and legally gawked at, for some time now actually. I wasn't clear on that one. Seems like a handful of years ago when she was that little kid running around screaming in Tom Cruise's ear while evading CGI alien tentacles in WAR OF THE WORLDS. Now she's all womanly and attending French fashion...

Stephanie Seymour gets hot and creepy with her sons, again

You might remember a few years back when Stephanie Seymour was being especially attentive to her son while at the beach. She got a lot shit for that - shit I can't really argue with. Sure, Stephanie is hot, but then again she is also his mom. This only makes me think of my own mom, putting her hands near my crotchal region while dripping wet in a bikini. You can't see it, but...

Take a long, hard look at these Miranda Kerr pics from Terry Richardson

Miranda Kerr is a very attractive woman, so it only makes sense that infamous photographer Terry Richardson would want to take pictures of her. While these pictures are ridiculously sexy, I can't help but feel a little off looking at them. It's not a loss of attraction, it's just that one of the biggest emotions I feel while looking at these pictures, though, is unfathomable hatred. I could...

Nicole and Brianna Bella show each other some sibling love

I know I'm the one putting up this post, but I can't help but feel just the slightest bit dirty. Yeah, these pictures are hot. Stupendously so. There's nothing like seeing two well endowed women get all close and personal for my viewing pleasure, but these girls are sisters. Twins, in fact. That's right. Here we have The Bella Twins ( Nicole Bella and Brianna Bella ) who are apparently...

Some dude got a few creepy pics of Vanessa Hudgens exercising, but I'll post them anyway

Some creepy McCreepster got his his hands on a nice camera and went to town on Vanessa Hudgens working out. Not that I'm mad, or anything. In fact, I thank this guy. Had it not been for him him and his creepy ass ability to capture images of celebrities working out, I wouldn't have realized two things: One: Vanessa Hudgens hates to do pilates and two: How f*cking creepy some people can be....

Elle demonstrates how to perfectly ruin a Jessica Biel photoshoot

Well, this photoshoot Elle magazine did with Jessica Biel started out okay. Yet, as you can see, this go downhill pretty quickly. I can only guess at how much money they had to fork out to get Jessica in their January edition. Why the hell would they waste all their money by shooting a photo spread depicting her in a bunch of creepy situations, surrounded by even creepier old men? Yeah, I...

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