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Face Off: Eva Green vs. Elizabeth Gillies

Ya'll chose Ana de Armas over Haley Bennett in last week's Face Off , even though it looks like we're going to see a lot more of Haley in years to come. But I understand. Just like their cigars, it's hard to deny the goodness of a beautiful Cuban hottie. This week sees Eva Green once again playing the witch in Tim Burton's MISS PEREGRINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN. It sure...
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09.26.2016
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A little more of Emily Ratajkowski showing a lot

Far be it from me to ignore an occasion when Emily Ratajkowski finds cause to let out some perfect cleavage. It was those boobs which made most of us aware of Emily in the first place. I wonder about the impact they have divested from the gratuitous nudity which used to be just as integral a hallmark to EmRat's fame. Do you still feel the same about her now that she's doing the saucy yet...
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08.02.2016
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Krysten Ritter is best when she's Glamourous

With all due respect to Krysten Ritter's gig as the titular Jessica Jones from the Netflix show, I find Krysten doesn't truly reach her maximum enchantment ability until she gets all polished up like she is in this month's Glamour Mexico. Don't get me wrong, I dig the show and Krysten is perfectly hittable throughout it, despite being routinely hit and generally beat up and...
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04.05.2016
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Elizabeth Gillies uses her ebony and ivory goodness to help the fishes

I read the other day about how the oceans are slowly dying. Well that's just great. Now where am I supposed to get my whale oil from? This is some bullshit. Thankfully, we got Elizabeth Gillies to come advocate for our ocean friends with the power of her black and white brilliance. Am I weird for being absolutely dazzled by porcelain skin like Elizabeth's? Seems like everyone is way more...
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09.29.2015
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Lucy Hale gets seriously dark & sexy for V magazine

Who would have thought that adorable little Lucy Hale would have room in her petite body for all this sexy she's been putting out lately? Just last week she was blowing minds simply by walking down the street in a pair of lacy shorts that showed off her shapely legs. That's it. No tricks, no gimmicks, no needless flashing of breasts and we were all a bit out of breath. Now...
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08.12.2015
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Who wouldn't want to Vacation with Elizabeth Gillies?

I'm curious what kind of role Elizabeth Gillies plays in this VACATION remake. I'm told she's some kind of activities director for an event that a sorority Christina Applegate's character used to be a part of back in her day. This must be the setup for one of the wacky stops the new Griswald family makes on their way to Wally World. Despite the hyping they're doing for this...
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07.28.2015
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Alexandra Daddario is your big boobed Corpse Bride in Flaunt magazine

I'm wondering if it was the people at Flaunt magazine or Alexandra Daddario who, when tasked with creating a photoshoot, decided that having the buxom brunette look like a modern day live-action Tim Burton character would be best. I really don't get these fashion magazines, taking beautiful women and making them look harsh with the paint-by-numbers makeup kits from Hot Topic and the hair in...
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07.07.2015
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Model Denise Schaefer explores caves in the hottest way possible

I've developed a powerful passion for dark beauty Denise Schaefer , who is modelling a multi-color selection of bikinis and making them look way better than they would on most other models. There's something about this girl that's getting it done for me in a really powerful way. I can't point to one specific thing about her that's got me so enthused for her. I think it's just the complete...
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06.30.2015
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Teresa Palmer finds herself in a spotlight of sexy, trailer home hotness

This girl is f*cking beautiful. That's the only thing that can come out of my mouth whenever I see this girl. It has slipped my mind who she was exactly (I think that's what drinking four java stouts in the morning will do to you), but after looking her up the thought, "Oh, yeah. She was that chick in all those movies I never saw!" came up. I hope that changes, though. I...
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04.07.2015
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There's no better thing to stumble upon than Charlize Theron in the dark

Being the most beautiful woman in the entire world must get a little exhausting sometimes. With all the men pining over you and women admiring you and pictures getting taken and quires of acting jobs and so on and so forth, I'd have to imagine a girl would need a break. Luckily for Charlize Theron , I've made my mom's basement into a fortress of solitude where she can come and...
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03.24.2015
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Christina Milian gracefully shows off her holy empire of a body

Oh, Christina Milian . I remember seeing her adorable puppy-dog like face around when I was a little younger and instantly falling in love. Unfortunately, I was a young, stupid boy with no access to the internet and a short attention span, so my crush was sadly short lived. Luckily for me, she's been appearing in little flicks here and there, so my love has come back and grown and...
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01.07.2015
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Barbara Palvin may be bronze, but she wins the gold for my heart

Every time I go through a new batch of Barbara Palvin pictures, my SOHBPM (Sexually Oriented Heart Beats Per Minute for you dumb folk who don't know any acronyms) goes up exponentially. I hope it's easy for you to see why. She recently became one of my favorite models, mostly due to her giant eyes, those seemingly constant duck-face lips look (except this time it's natural) and...
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12.08.2014
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