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Teresa Palmer finds herself in a spotlight of sexy, trailer home hotness

This girl is f*cking beautiful. That's the only thing that can come out of my mouth whenever I see this girl. It has slipped my mind who she was exactly (I think that's what drinking four java stouts in the morning will do to you), but after looking her up the thought, "Oh, yeah. She was that chick in all those movies I never saw!" came up. I hope that changes, though. I...

There's no better thing to stumble upon than Charlize Theron in the dark

Being the most beautiful woman in the entire world must get a little exhausting sometimes. With all the men pining over you and women admiring you and pictures getting taken and quires of acting jobs and so on and so forth, I'd have to imagine a girl would need a break. Luckily for Charlize Theron , I've made my mom's basement into a fortress of solitude where she can come and...

Christina Milian gracefully shows off her holy empire of a body

Oh, Christina Milian . I remember seeing her adorable puppy-dog like face around when I was a little younger and instantly falling in love. Unfortunately, I was a young, stupid boy with no access to the internet and a short attention span, so my crush was sadly short lived. Luckily for me, she's been appearing in little flicks here and there, so my love has come back and grown and...

Barbara Palvin may be bronze, but she wins the gold for my heart

Every time I go through a new batch of Barbara Palvin pictures, my SOHBPM (Sexually Oriented Heart Beats Per Minute for you dumb folk who don't know any acronyms) goes up exponentially. I hope it's easy for you to see why. She recently became one of my favorite models, mostly due to her giant eyes, those seemingly constant duck-face lips look (except this time it's natural) and...

Lizzy Caplan goes noir for LA Confidential magazine

After this upcoming weekend, we'll know if Lizzy Caplan's ultimate role - that of Virginia Johnson on the Showtime series "Masters of Sex" - will pay off. Caplan is nominated for an Emmy as a lead actress in a dramatic role, something that seems astounding to the actress after years of rejection for lesser work. "Doing a dramatic role was something that I...

Elisabeth Moss brings a calm sexiness to an otherwise mad world

I have so many crushes on women who I don't even really get to look at while they move and talk and act and all that stuff that actresses do. Like  Emmy Rossum and Debby Ryan , I'm pretty much head over heels for them, but I've never really sat down and witnesses anything they were in. The same goes for Elisabeth Moss . Apparently, she does her thing on Mad Men and now that that's over, who...

Mila Kunis and appropriately sexy lighting are setting the mood right

I don't know if it's just me,  but damn, it seems like Mila Kunis has been out of commission ever since Ashton made his way into her life (and various other places). Thankfully, little miss Mila looks to have had a little bit of free time to look sexy for the rest of us. Here she is posing for W Magazine and these pictures are totally doing it for me. Sure, she isn't exactly...

Sarah Stephens meets us in the dark wearing some insane lingerie

Do you guys remember this little hottie? Well, she goes by the name of Sarah Stephens and we've definitely written about her in the past , but for some reason, she isn't much bigger than the random model that's posted on here every so often. A guy like me has to wonder why. Seriously. Look at the girl. Amazing body, unique face, beautiful lips and some ta-tas that make me jump up and down...

Christina Milian is giving me some major hard oak

Christina Milian is a hottie that I've unfortunately completely forgot about. It's not at all that I wanted to, but ever since MTV started realizing that scripted reality shows were better than music videos, she's slipped from my memories (and wet dreams dreams). This is, however, indeed a Good Friday as she's been spotted at the Oak Nightclub the other night and some man with a camera...

Brazilian model Emmanuela de Paula shows us what's in store for the summer

There are still places in the world that are freezing ass cold (Antarctica for example), but that's not stopping Brazilian hottie Emmanuela de Paula from showing off the Next Swimwear Collection. Also on glorious display for us is her incredible body. It's unfortunate that these swimsuits aren't a little more revealing, but my mind can only really handle so much hotness for one...

Krysten Ritter dresses up for jewels

I almost didn't recognize Krysten Ritter in the big, fancy lavender dress she wore to this expensive jewelry exhibition in LA the other night. For a minute I thought this was some kind of Halloween thing. I don't think I've ever seen her in anything bright and dressy like this. Good thing that the princess look works for Krysten. Those long and lean features of hers are nicely complemented...

It's spooky how hot Krysten Ritter is at LA's Haunted Hayride

Not even Da Beek (James "I don't want your life!" Van Der Beek) could save "Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23" from being canceled but it appears that it means little in the life of the perpetually skinny sexy, dark-haired gothy goddess, Krysten Ritter who continues to flaunt her willowy curves at events like the 5th Annual Los Angeles Haunted Hayride, held every October since 2008 and...
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