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Movie Hotties Six Pack: Hottest Chicks in French Maid Outfits

This week we're cracking open another sixer and working out who we think works the French maid outfit the very best. I hear tell Alexandra Breckenridge and Jennifer Aniston made the list. See how they and their competition placed below! As usual, hit us up with your ideas for upcoming 6-Pack lists. Otherwise you'll have to deal with Yvette... Hmmm, let...

Eva Longoria is Maxim magazine's Woman of the Year for 2014

There's more than just a tight little body to 38-year old Eva Longoria . There's even more to her than just the accolade of being named Maxim magazine's Woman of the Year for 2014. In fact, there's a whole master's degree more. Believe it or not, the former "Desperate Housewives" star just earned her master's degree in Chicano Studies. Longoria tells...

Eva Longoria throws the sexy tights on for her day at the salon

Eva Longoria was all about pampering herself at the salon the other day, but she didn't forget to leave a little something nice for the rest of us via a sex of sexy tights wrapped around that cute little butt of hers. Wandering about the usual celebrity candid photo resources, it's clear that Eva has been doing a lot of working out lately. Perhaps all that post-Housewives downtime has caught...

Eva Longoria wears tight jeans like all hotties should

We know enough about Eva Longoria from her accidental reveal at Cannes earlier this year to be fairly certain that she ain't got shit on underneath her jeans in these pictures. Is there a better way for a hottie with an ass like Eva's to wear a set of tight jeans, short of not wearing any jeans at all? Of course not. None of that Woody Allen style VPL (visible panty line) nonsense in the...

Eva Longoria gets caught in a commando moment at Cannes

You might not be aware of this unless you live in France, but it's pretty of rainy over there right now. Which is probably kind of a bummer for the folks at Cannes this year because it's rather difficult to be your glamorous best when there are torrents of water raining down on your red carpet glory. Thus the set up for Eva Longoria's entrance to Cannes the other day. Unfortunately for Eva,...

Oh, by the way, it's Eva Longoria's birthday today

I've never really been a big fan of "Desperate Houseflies", but that doesn't mean I would pass up an opportunity to post a shitload of sexy Eva Longoria pics, even if it is  a little late in the day. That's right, Eva Longoria (or as WALL-E calls her, "Ee-va, Ee-va!") turns 38-years-old today. Say what you will about her recent "belly fat"  or whatever, but I for one...

Eva Longoria wears her extra helpings well

We did a story the other day on the obvious extra weight Eva Longoria has put on. Personally, I think it's a load of bullshit to look at her little tummy and call that gaining weight. What she's done is resume being a normal human being. She's flush with cash and no longer has to worry about competing with her former skeleton-like co-stars on Desperate Housesluts, so she relaxes with a few...

Eva Longoria emerges from the darkness, bringing with her abundant ass

I've been very impressed with all of Eva Longoria's numerous ass moments lately. Take this one outside her house or someone's house last night, where the shirt she was wearing happened to become bunched up at just the right moment for us to experience the marvel of her full ass, from multiple angles no less. Well done, Eva. Either this was the best of all happy accidents or you've come to...

Emily Blunt leads the pack of hotties at the 2013 Critics Choice Awards

Considering that she wasn't Oscar nominated for her role in that movie where Anne Hathaway gets all the attention, I suppose I can understand the tight-lipped, stern expression on Amanda Seyfried's face. Amy Adams looked completely comfortable on the red carpet of the 18th Annual Critics Choice Awards, as she should, considering that the list of nominations she's been racking up since...

Eva Longoria squeezes her ample hips into tight jeans

Eva Longoria had somewhere to go yesterday and decided to go there in some terrifically tight blue jeans. Eva is a contradiction for me. I don't really know or care about what she does, as most of it doesn't show up on the admittedly limited spectrum of things I pay attention to. Shit like Desperate Housewives and a lot of the other things she's done are shows I would never watch in a...
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