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Evan Almighty

Evan Rachel Wood, out promoting her new movie, THE WRESTLER , looked... well, f*cking incredible. Some people are dogging on her for supposedly trying to turn herself into a Dita Von Teese clone for her beau Marilyn Manson (who was previously married to the burlesque dancer) but I say this: Evan, stay brunette and whatever you're doing, keep doing it. You've never looked...
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09.05.2008
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Teese Underthings

I wish I had some bigger versions of these shots of Dita Von Teese in her new line of undergarments from Wonderbra. But even in their smaller size, they're still hot. Dita's created a line of bras including the Multi-Teese, Spot-Teese and Satin-Teese, inspired by her love of 1940's and 1950's fashion. "I am very proud of the lingerie that Iíve created for Wonderbra,...
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08.19.2008
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Princely Lapdance?

According to the Daily News, Prince Charles recently made acquaintances with famous goth stripper, Dita Von Teese. He was so impressed by her poise and beauty that it is purported that (after he asked her what she did and she replied with, "I'm a dancer." ) he invited her to dance for his son Prince Harry's birthday in September. I really, really want this to be true...
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07.29.2008
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Evan's Not Manly

That darling little Evan Rachel Wood, the one who tormented her screwed up mother in the horrifying (if you're the parent of a girl) movie THIRTEEN, is all grown up and no longer the blushing blonde that she used to be. That transformation has a lot to do with her boyfriend, Marilyn Manson, also known as "He Who Gets Chicks That Are WAY TOO HOT For Him." All the more power to him, as he's...
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05.07.2008
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Cointreau-versial Teese

Mmmm... I know that most people remember Dita Von Teese as being the first wife (and only, thus far, even though that strange little alien man managed to snag Rose McGowen into an engagement at one point) of Marilyn Mason. But she's actually been in some direct-to-DVD features, most of which deal with burlesque stuff. I did manage to catch her in the documentary series INDIE SEX...
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04.23.2008
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Dita Does PETA

Do I honestly need to explain hot friggin' hot this woman is? I didn't think so either. The legendary sex symbol we all know as Dita Von Teese has taken the challenge of learning her ABC's or her "Animal Birth Control" campaign which focuses on eliminating euthanasia for dogs and cats who don't have a home to go to. PETA is officially becoming one of my favourite organizations and if they...
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10.02.2007
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Rise Of The Silver Teese

We're not sure if tiny-waisted, vintage-faced, former Marilyn Manson crypt keeper Dita Von Teese is attempting to subvert the traditional appearance of The Silver Sufer by making him a female alien Elviis aficionado but, if that's the case, she's proving a long-held theory we've had about the burlesque dancer - that her perfectly voluptuous body and unbelievably perfect breasts can shine...
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06.23.2007
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Who's the hottest Snow White?

We were basically convinced that Michelle Trachtenberg's Snow White costume this year was basically one of the best things to happen to Halloween since it became an excuse for normally reserved, shy hotties to slut-ify their persona. However, we recently came across Marilyn Manson coffin custodian Dita Von Teese in a similar costume and, we have to say, the "boob-out" feature is...
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11.20.2006
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Scarlett & Dita get busy

As is par for the course for us here in our corner of the interweb, we're about ten years (in internet time) late on this delightfully naughty S&M-themed photoshoot of impressively big-chested Scarlett Johansson and Marilyn Manson Crypt Keeper Dita Von Teese. Perhaps empowered by her recent appointment by "Esquire" magazine as The World's Sexiest Woman, Scarlett decided to assert her...
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10.09.2006
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