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Maria Menounos looks very healthy

I hear the occasional mention of this far away time in Maria Menounos's past when she was supposedly fat. I haven't been able to get much confirmation that this time actually existed. I've seen some tiny, blurry pics that appear to portray a relatively normal-looking young woman, but nothing there indicating someone of excessive or grotesque fat content. Surely this is that exaggerated use...

Jessica Simpson is pretty much officially super hot again

Who knows if it's because of the New Year or if there's another project she's looking to do, but hot damn if she isn't looking spectacular. It's always awesome to see people lose weight and get all sorts of healthy, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited to see Jessica Simpson looking super hot again. There was another story ran yesterday exposing said hotness and with another...

Christina Aguilera returns to the AMA's looking sexy as ever

Good for you Christina. Good for you.  About a year ago, Christina made her way to the American Music Award nominations looking a little, well, different. The sex-kitten we all knew and love got a little bit hungry and the results were... pretty surprising . Now, I'm not one to hate on fat girls. I'm a big guy and if people want to live that lifestyle, f*cking go for it, you...

The hot version of Christina Aguilera has returned

I can't rightfully bitch about Christina Aguilera's extended flirtation with fatness. I've never had to deal with the life of a high profile celebrity known far and wide for the sex appeal inherent in their body. The demands placed on a person as they try to maintain that sort of thing have got to be a literal pain in the ass after awhile. Eventually it must occur to a person how much of...

Hot or Not: Channing Tatum

Whenever I see titles on the front of magazines that read "An Action Actor Who Can Actually Act," I'm curious. Whenever I see this week's Hot or Not selection, I start singing the lyrics to "Don't Believe the Hype." JimmyO might know the guy and think he's a swell person but I haven't met him, so as far as his reputation goes, I'm basing this week's commentary on looks and acting quality...

Looks like Mischa Barton has put on a few pounds. So what?

Someone snapped some pics of model/actress Mischa Barton out and about the other day, having gained some considerable weight. I've seen a lot of folks posting these pics around the web, basically having a shit fit about the pounds she's tacked on, which she has. It's pretty obvious. Still, there's nothing there I wouldn't get with. In fact, I've dated women who look a lot like her. What's...

From the Celebrities are Imperfect Too Files: Guess that Gut!

It's a curious thing, the way that the media plays out a celebrity looking frumpy, either with pictures featuring an actress without the pancake makeup that ANYONE would need to look good in high definition to the tiny bumps that really skinny actresses get when they've actually indulged in a meal without it being steamed fish and brown rice. Food babies, I think they end up being called, after...

Even in actual clothes, Kate Upton still can't hold back the boobs

So how are we all enjoying Kate Upton week? That's essentially what everything on the web has become thanks to the whole swimsuit thing. Kate's making the rounds in promotion of her cover, doing as little as possible to deflect attention away from her tits in the process. As if that really needed promotion. Has any website not done at least one story on Kate's cover in the last week or so?...

Oh Nicole Eggert, how the hottie have fallen

Wow...that's all I can say at the sight of former 90s sex kitten Nicole Eggert doing preparations for that silly TV diving show thing. That is a startling transformation. For those of you who don't remember Nicole, check out the pics toward the bottom of the gallery below for an explanation on why many of us were pitching tents for Nicole back in the day. Fast-forward 20 years and, um, yeah,...

Jessica Simpson starts to refill her milk jugs

All the drama and controversy hovering around Jessica Simpson lately has been a riot. In case you're not up-to-date on your Simpson scandal info, Jessica signed a deal with Weight Watchers a few months back to be a spokesperson for them and their bullshit media campaign where celebs gloat about how much weight they lost thanks to Weight Watchers (conveniently leaving out any mention of the...

Russell Simmons is living the hip hop mogul dream with his hottie model girlfriend

Here's all the proof you need that the only thing a guy really needs to get himself a fine piece of ass is a shit load of cash. Thus the impressive track record of hip hop kingpin Russell Simmons, seen here on a beach with his new model girlfriend Hana Nistsche and her fine, plump ass. Now I'm sure Russell is a charming guy. After 55 years, dude has probably developed himself a nice game to...
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