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Bikini: Heidi Montag

Another post of Heidi Montag in a bikini? Sure, why the hell not. It's not as if there's been anyone else walking around in a two-piece lately, making for slim pickings this summer when it came to beach postings. I'd prefer to see some shots of Katy Perry frolicking with her well known melons, but at this point, beggars can't be choosers. Montag is still saying that there's a sex tape of her,...

Bikini: Heidi Montag

So, how f*cked up would you consider me to be if I said that I actually like Heidi Montag's body here? Her tits don't look as fake as they usually do and while her body is comic book in proportions, I still think it looks good for what it is. Not that I think this chick has much worth when it comes to the humanity big picture, but eh. At least she's trying to be helpful in the world. She did...

Heidi Montag thinks the Gs need to go-go

I'm pondering why I'm bothering to devote any more time to the discussion of Twit's silicone inflated chest and then I remember that even comical breasts are breasts. If most of the chicks who are depicted in comic books were to come to life, they'd have a body like Heidi Montag's, ridiculously proportioned. Does it make it easier for people to hate on Montag because she's such a vapid...

Bikini: Heidi Montag

Not that I suppose anyone is guessing why I posted the poll about whether or not you'd watch a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag (most telling for me is that everyone debated if they would want to see her in the tape, not thinking about having to see her douchbag co-star husband in it as well) but of course those media whores are cooking up something. These staged pictures of Montag on the...

She's Only 24!

I thought I would do this for shits and giggles since I've recently been going over a lot of actresses and other "celebs" and noticed a familiar something popping up over and over again. Apparently, 1986 was a very good year to be born. Granted, some of these chicks can still be referred to as being only 23 years old, considering that it's still June and we have a lot of year left ahead of us,...

Bikini: Alicia Silverstone

As summer starts getting into full gear, we're going to be bathed in a deluge of bikini candids (and if we're only so lucky, some more staged shots of uber-hotties like Heidi Montag! All bow before the sarcasm in my Hump-Day 'Tude!!) which can be a good and a bad thing depending on your tastes in women and your slant towards nostalgia. See, I remember Alicia Silverstone being far hotter when...

KimmyK Is In Shape

Go ahead... rev your engines and make with the best of your snarky comments over the latest magazine cover sporting my girl Kim Kardashian . I still have no f*cking clue why I'm referring to her as "my girl" or that I entertain that thought for longer than I need to as there are so many other more legitimate stars for me to focus on. Hell, I hear Heidi Montag (or is it Pratt?) is doing a new...

Montag's TF3 Audition

Here around the office we like to label our hotties, movie hotties of course, TV hotties, music hotties and a term I learned working here, moron hotties, a label that justifies their existence in MovieHotties.com. No matter the controversies, the banality of their existence, a hottie is a hottie but while I personally try to avoid stories about these attention whores, sometimes it's too...

Montag Wants Bay

OK, since it's Friday and everyone is looking to let off some steam with perhaps some laughter, I just thought that I would pass along that Heidi Montag is attempting to court director Michael Bay via her Twitter account to hopefully get a role in the absence of Megan Fox. Seems like a likely switch, right? (*gag*choke*gag*) Montag Twatted "Michael Bay I love your work! I know what...

Hudson Preggo?

Last week, we discussed the possibility that Kate Hudson might have gotten itty-bitty-titty implants, not that many of you cared since they really weren't busting out like Heidi Montag or anything. I thought it was just because she'd gained a little bit of weight and on her small frame, it definitely was going to show up faster than if she were a less petite girl. But looking at these...

Kim Dips into Olive

OK, I know who hates Kim Kardashian. I read the comments. *Insert joke about porn movie.* *Insert comment about her uselessness.* *Insert commentary on how she's famous for doing nothing.* NOW... insert my telling you that as much as it pains you to see her pop up on here, I still find the woman far for visually attractive and interesting in terms of her qualifications of beauty than the...

Just Ho With It

Just the other day I was whining about how I didn't want this to have to be true, but seeing that Adam Sandler is getting into those weird years of an adult comedian's career where he's done family movies and now he's scratching at trying to get back into the more raunchy stuff that he used to do when everyone liked him a hell of a lot better, I'm forced (I swear! Someone came into my room,...
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