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There was one thing I was really slaying innocents goats in sacrificial homage to the beings behind casting when it comes to movies and that was for the right to never have to talk about the human pestilence which is Heidi Montag ever being cast in a movie, thus defaulting me to having to refer to her as being a chick who happens to be in movies, if not a specific "Movie Hottie." (I...

Pretty Please, Blake?!?!

Alright, so here's the rumour that I am crossing every appendage about, hoping and getting down on my knees and finding jesus for because aside from my Brittany Snow, Blake Lively is the highest blonde on my hottie ranking. While the source is the sometimes reliable, sometimes just plain f*cking mean because they get things so wrong National Enquirer, I have to take pause...

Who Wore It Best?

I can't believe I'm doing one of these, but the Freddy Krueger dress that Heather Graham wore to the premiere of THE HANGOVER is showing up on different sluts all about town. Considering how overly-hyped that movie was, you'd think some of the stylists in town would have noticed and made sure this wasn't reworn so often. Or maybe that was their plan all along. You can pick from: Heather...

Shoot the Bitch

Seriously. Shoot that little twinky bitch boyfriend of yours and then turn the gun on yourself. If this offends anyone who watches "The Hills" or has a particular affection for Heidi Montag and whatever-his-name-is... I don't have anything. I'm not even sure why I'm posting this, other than to trash on these two dim-wits. She's not hot and she's not in the movies. Yet. Now...

More Obama Love

I'm so going to be voting for Obama, simply based on the fact that I vote for whomever can get the best celebs behind their campaign. Bar's got Halle, ScarJo, Kelly Hu, Amber Valetta... And who's John McCain got? One of "The Hills" bitches. The horse-faced fake-ass one. You know your campaign sucks when sending your daughter to lunch with Heidi Montag seems like a good...

MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals

As most of you know, the 2008 MTV Movie Awards Show kicked off last night and I have to say, it was really damn good. For many years now, the show has literally sucked the big one since Jimmy Fallon doesn't have a single talented bone in his body and couldn't make a fucking 2 year old laugh. However, Mike Myers brought back some magic last night and seeing him dressed as Wayne again...

Megan or Michael?

Does Megan Fox think the Michael Jackson look is in this season? Is it in? Dammit, who's running fashion these days? Is this a result of them letting Heidi Montag design clothes?

Superbowl Hotties #2

As everybody knows at this point the great Giants took the big yesterday and ended the loosing streak of New England in a sweet victory. It was an awesome game but it did slow down quite a bit by the end. Even though the game may have been a little slow, the celebrity hotties who attended were certainly speeding things up a bit. We're going to be making a few posts today featuring...

Heidi On All Fours

We've seen quite a bit out of this new busty beauty over the past few days and we're definitely open for more as of today. Even though it's pretty much a fact that Heidi Montag has more fake parts than Pinocchio, she still looks effin' fine as the end result below shows. In the shots below, she's doing some nice poses for the camera in a tight beach bikini. She looks amazing so if you want to...

Heidi Does Maxim

Hello gents and welcome to another edition of "Holy Crap! Heidi Montag Is Friggin' Hot!". You'll all understand what I mean when you see the gorgeous photos below of Heidi as she posed for the February 2008 issue of "Maxim" magazine. It looks like the "Maxim" editors are starting to make a comeback after their disastrous issue saying that SMG was the woman of 2008. Either way, Heidi's...

"Spike Game" Hotties

Like I said before in an earlier post, it's unbelievable how we've come to a point where we're actually giving honours to all those out there who participate in the creation or development of gaming. I love the idea of honouring those responsible because the gaming industry is a difficult one at that because as each new generation arrives, they have to raise the bar so that the next new...

Heidi Is Looking Real Good

We have only a very faint idea of who Heidi Montag is but as far as C to D-list celebrities go, she ain't bad. In fact, she ain't bad at all. She's not quality enough to prompt us to find out who she actually is, if only just to uncover naked pictures of her that are surely floating somewhere in the internets, but she does have enough hottie potential for us to take a step back and "enjoy...
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