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Sharpen your hating skills with some see thru Kardashian ass pics

The last few weeks have seen Kim Kardashian , aka the woman you love to hate, making a concerted effort to shove the more sensitive parts of her anatomy into the media's face at every possible occasion. I've done my best to ignore her efforts, because I know how butt hurt many of you become at the sight of her. Unfortunately, ignoring Kim doesn't work. It's like ignoring the killer bee hive...

It's Abigail Ratchford again, because boobs

In the last couple weeks the folks representing Abigail Ratchford have been making an effort to take this big titty hottie from her old status as somewhat familiar internet spank material and elevate her to fully saturated internet spank material. I think this latest spread of Abi at the beach should succeed there, thanks to the always welcome sight of gigantic tits unleashed from almost all...

I'm a big fan of Kelly Brook's curvy, busty body

Some magazines get right to the point and tell you what they're all about. Whenever I see a magazine under the title of Vogue or Elle  or Entertainment Weekly , I don't feel like doing any research or interpretations on what the title really means. It makes my brain hurt a little too much. That's why I really appreciate the simply titled Cosmopolitan Body UK magazine. I know exactly what...

Yeah, let's take a closer look at the top of Alyssa Arce's bikini body

For all those model aficionados out there, here's one of the hotter professionals out there: Alyssa Arce . Stumbling onto these photos this morning, my heart skipped a beat looking at the breasts Alyssa managed to somehow cram in that bikini top (or maybe it's those store brand hamburgers I just ate…I'll have to go see my doctor for a more appropriate diagnosis). In any case, this lady hit...

Kirsty Hill's breasts and other hotties arrive at Haunted House 2 premiere

One of the hardest days of my life was having to sit through the first A HAUNTED HOUSE . Pain and suffering ensued as I endured and lived through three heart attacks, bit my tongue off in sheer agony and began to hallucinate and lose consciousness every so often and at the precise moment I reached out for the hand of God, my sister woke me up and said, “Don’t die just yet! We...

We gotta squeeze in as many Nuts hotties as we can, while we can

The Brits have apparently decided they don't like huge tits anymore, prompting the folks over at Nuts to wrap those titties up for good. Truly an end of an era for fans of this corny spank mag and it's dedication to the finest in UK boobies. I wonder what some of these models are going to do with their lives now that they no longer have that almost constant flow of paychecks coming in exchange...

I don't know if you guys were aware of this, but Kim Kardashian got massive ass

I know you've probably heard rumors round the campfire once or twice about the rather large extent of Kim Kardashian's derriere. I'm not sure if we've ever touched on the phenomenon of the massive gravity well that surrounds her butt before. What's that you say, chorus of rabidly vocal anti-Kardashian haters? I have talked about this subject before? Oh, I see. Well, I'd hate to see any of...

Maria Menounos and her booty attack a very surprised and happy Zoe Saldana

I guess Zoe Saldana went onto Extra to talk about her new movie, OUT OF THE FURNACE , but based off these pictures, it would appear that Zoe loves Maria Menounos and her booty just as much as I do and went to this television program just to pay respects to the thing. It was then that Maria welcomed her with open arms, which came as a legitimate surprise to Zoe. They embraced, kissed...

Model Tahiry Jose's butt is gonna make you ask "Kardashian who?"

They tell me model Tahiry Jose has various gigs hosting shows on VH-1 and and dating various rap and hip hop stars. I wouldn't know, as I'm about as disinterested in both those subjects as one can be. It is understandable that such a nearly impossible amount of ass should appeal to rap and hip hop stars, as those guys have made a point of celebrating the large butted for some time now. Doing...

Time to enjoy the Nutty goodness of English hotties in their underwear

Boobs, boobs, boobs and boobs. Some folks love 'em, some could take or leave 'em. The people over at Nuts, they f*cking love 'em, and the bigger the better. Thus the arrival of yet another fine octuplet of boobastic content from their varsity team of generously gifted English babes. The ladies doing their large titty thing this time around are Holly Peers , Danielle Sharp , Lucy Collett...

Christina Hendricks ate a better meal than you ever will in your entire life and looks hotter than any woman you'll ever be with

I know that title seems like I'm being a little bitter about the situation, but I'm actually gloating. Yeah, I was there in Santa Monica the other night at the Santa Monica Museum of Art, so what? Christina Hendricks was at a promotional event for Johnnie Walker Platinum and I was there like a ninja serving everyone food and drinks. My insatiable love for food and large breasts brought me...

Christina Hendricks uses her breasts to sell you expensive whiskey

It's a weird thing with Christina Hendricks . There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that the woman is absolutely gorgeous, but sometimes, she isn't my cup of tea. Other times, though, holy moly. Other times, it's like sex incarnate grew a ridiculous pair of breasts, lips and flowing red hair and is just calling out my name soothingly. These pictures are definitely in that latter category....

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