Time: the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole. Crumb... Salacious Crumb (that's the best intro to a James Bond-related feature I can come up with on the fly). This column has a total of two purposes. One being to observe a famed actress's career in retrospect, and two being an excuse to look at hot pictures of that...
It gets easier and easier to tell just how corrupt the Academy Award system is, what with things like the magazine The Wrap having made its quiet debut and now moved onto it's 4th Annual Pre-Oscar party. I say it's about time we start putting the categories through a sort of Idol/Voice/Dance type of elimination system. It'd be far more interesting to see who would even make it to the finals if...
About 6 years ago, Jane Seymour noticed one thing: photographers kept doing most of the retouching of her photoshoots around... her eyes. So the actress went in and had her upper and lower eyelids tightened (or whatever it is that plastic surgeons do to make the eyes look less droopy) and has had better success than most by not needing to have the procedure touched up. There's been the boob...
She flashed her tits at Owen Wilson in THE WEDDING CRASHERS to prove that she was still sexy, a move that was perhaps far from necessary. Now she's starring in a movie from the Broken Lizard fellas who brought you all those other goofball movies, this time FREELOADERS . Let's take a brief look through the years and decide what we think of this week's Hot or Not selection.
Jane...