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Kate likes abuse

For a recovering heroin addict, there's no better way to test the fortitude of their resolve to stay clean than to bind themselves permanently to the very source of their addiction. Like Kate Moss, for example, who was recently photographed wearing a rock that presumably signifies her engagement to Pete Doherty who, as you may recall, single-handedly derailed Kate's career by providing her...

In Other Messed Up News…

Kate Moss voted "Best Dressed" by Vanity Fair. She's also voted "Best Comeback From A Crippling Coke Habit". Jessica Biel tries to unmask fake gayness in Adam Sandler in I NOW PRONOUNCE CHUCK AND LARRY. Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson, while in the process of getting married , get trashed and destroy property. We can tell this marriage will go the distance. MTV renews...

In Other Messed Up News…

It's fun making people look like idiots! It's especially fun when Mischa Barton's the one doing it! Go Mischa! Finally, Pam Anderson and Kid Rock get back together. We can stop our nightly vigils. If there isn't some blood spilled when Jessica Simpson appears on TRL being interviewed by the woman currently dating Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo, we're lodging a complaint with...

Mandy a drug addict?

Have we lost touch with the inner workings of the celebrity rumor mill? Do publicists now offer their clients a unique set of rumors to respond to separate from the general tabloid rumors in a preemptive anticipatory attempt at clarification of possible rumors? Because as far we know, the only rumors currently surrounding Mandy Moore are that she's replaced Jessica Alba in the FANTASTIC FOUR...

Lindsay is Sailor Moon?

We suppose this could be considered our first legitimate completely unsubstantiated rumor that's almost surely completely untrue scoop. We were recently passed on the information that a Japanese Magazine titled Animage , in their current issue, announced that Fox has acquired the rights to the popular anime series SAILOR MOON and is looking to Joss Whedon to presumably write and direct a...

Kate & Charlize are lesbians

Recently, reader Jason , who's so frighteningly awesome we sometimes want to punch him in the gut and yell "stop being so goddamn awesome already!", informed us about Kate Moss and Charlize Theron lesbo-ing it up in a Dusty Springfield biopic directed by Ang Lee. We feel we recently read something about Ang saying this is an invented rumor but even if he did, it's real to us . In it,...

Carmen loves Kate

We're not sure if Carmen Electra's recent sympathetic comments for Kate Moss' plight were completely genuine or laced with a tinge of lust in order to elicit a several day droolfest from people like us. However, after careful analysis, we've concluded that yes, we'd most definitely enjoy a threeway with Carmen and Kate. We have no idea to what degree her comments were sincere or prurient,...

Kate safe from slammer

This whole business of Kate Moss' drug fiasco has come to a decidedly unexciting end. No bloodbaths or hookers to be found anywhere. Let's recap. As soon as the infamous video of her nose candy party surfaced, Scotland Yard resorted to investigate the "allegations" of her drug use (apparently, actual video of her snorting cocaine is still slightly dubious evidence). After doing this supposed...

The "would be good friends at band camp" hotties

Superficially, spoofs may seem like a an easy way to make oodles of cash without exerting too much brain power. You simply take a popular idea/movie/socialite media crackwhore and weave a story around lambasting said concept for ninety minutes. However, when you take a closer look at SCARY MOVIE, you notice it's made millions of dollars worldwide and is currently on it's fourth...
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