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Kate Beckinsale mistakes the airport runway for a fashion runway

I've made this observation before, but damn, people typically look like slobs when going to the airport. It's not like I blame them, though. I do the exact same thing. Why should I get all dressed up and look okay to go sit in a giant building full of people only to get crammed into a small seat on a plane surrounded by a shit load of people who are tired and cranky? That's why seeing Kate...

Amanda Seyfried is showing a healthy amount of leg this morning

There was a point in my life where I didn't think blondes were attractive at all. While I do still prefer blondes and all that they have to offer, that was an amazingly close-minded and naive thing to think. It really wasn't until I saw Amanda Seyfried in MEAN GIRLS looking sexy as all hell before I was like, "Oh, shit. I must change my ways. Forgive me blondes of the world. FORGIVE ME!!!"...

Here's Candice Swanepoel showing a lil' extra leg on the set of Extra

Isn't it strange that body parts can be attractive? Like…breasts feed children, but boobs are fantastic. Poop comes out of a butt and people sit on them all the time, but I know more than a few people (myself included) who absolutely love them. Getting people from point A to point B are the only things legs and feet do (and cramping…legs do that, too), but when a lady has a nice set of them, I...

Eiza Gonzalez may not like the paparazzi, but she sure dresses nice for them

Eiza Gonzalez is a major league hottie for sure and if I had to recast a character that Salma Hayek had played originally, this is definitely a pretty good choice, you know? Well, it seems that fame is finally catching up to her as we see the paparazzi making their way to the front lines and snapping some shots of Eiza, who looks less than excited to see these guys. I get it. The paparazzi...

Emmy Rossum's sex hair makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

Okay, so maybe her hair isn't so crazy as to label it as "sex hair." Perhaps, I was just saying those things because of my filthy f*cking mind, but can you at all blame me? There's an extremely small amount of things sexier than a long head of hair to me and if you add curls to that, my heart pretty much ceases to beat, so seeing these pictures this morning kind of took me for a loop. Add to...

Audrina Patridge must be feeling very cheeky today

Get it? Cause you can see her butt. Oh, Audrina Patridge. Right when I think I'm finished with her, she'll pop up again somehow looking all different kinds of hot and I'll be pulled back into the wonderful place of her hotness. It's a good thing I'm such a superficial douchebag or else this would've stopped a long time ago, Audrina. It's a good thing, indeed....

Shut up, everyone! Kelly Brook is back and this time it's in a sexy, leggy dress!

I think it's safe to say that we've all come to the agreement that Kelly Brook is a goddess and she's somehow made her way to Earth to show us what we're all in store for as long as we be good people, don't lie and help little old ladies take their groceries inside (maybe we'll even get a few bucks from them!). Anyway, here she is looking spectacular again wearing a dress that looks like a...

Kat Graham makes me, I mean, Christmas come early this year

There's no denying that Kat Graham is an absolutely gorgeous girl. The Vampire Diaries actress decided to show off that gorgeousness in the form of extremely short shorts and is making both Santa and a little dog very, very happy. Usually, I don't like to start even thinking about using the word "Christmas" until at least twenty days after Thanksgiving, but I'm willing to make an exception...

Lea Michele makes a fair argument on her hotness or her notness

I'm not trying to sound mean, but I can't decide if I find Lea Michele  truly hot or not. Sometimes she'll look like a mega-babe and other times...not so much. Maybe it has something to do with that little television  show of hers. Or maybe it's the fact that even if I DID think she was  hot, she'd probably mace me in the eyes and castrate me with her high heels if I ever tried to...

Jennifer Lawrence loses the hair, but gains more of my love

If there are two things in this world that I love more than anything else, it's brunettes and long hair. Everything about this post should have me throwing up my papers, jumping out of a window and running towards the setting sun…but oh, my God, I love Jennifer Lawrence . Everything about her makes me giggle like an unfortunate looking schoolboy eating apple sauce (I don't know why, but that...

Blake Lively continues her hot leg spree in Paris

As a professional, artistic writer (MovieHotties blogger), I sometimes forget the sheer power that I hold over others sometimes. Millions upon millions of people read my material every hour (my mom said so) and the reach my articles have is rather extensive. I'm not gloating, though. I'm just reminding myself to be careful, sometimes. You see, this article about Blake Lively and her...

Olivia Munn shows off her legs for one night only

I'm not exactly sure what the Armani One Night Only New York Party  is, but I'm going to assume it has something to do with fashion (I take my blogging seriously. I looked it up on wikipedia. My assumptions were correct!). Anyone looking to see some long, gorgeous stems were in luck that night because Olivia Munn took it upon herself to show up wearing this little number. Olivia has always...
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