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Movie Hotties 6-Pack: Hottest Female Assassins

I suppose if you have to get taken out, like if you just ripped off the mob or you just want to snuff it before the cancer eats you alive, one could do worse than being taken out by a hottie. I'd put that one down on any list of the best ways to check out. Obviously the preferred method of hottie assassination would be to get lucky with the femme fetale who is actually a hit woman...
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08.21.2015
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Sofia Vergara is our Hottie of the Month for September 2014!

Another month, another accompanying hottie to get us through it, and this time around it's Sofia Vergara . Sure, her voice may be as obnoxious as her body, but Sofia has easily and seamlessly made her way into deserving the title "movie hottie". While other actors have their struggles finding the right role to let them shine, Sofia has been shining for nearly two decades...
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08.28.2014
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Alexa Vega may have changed her name, but her hotness remains the same

You might have heard that Alexa Vega changed her name to Alexa PenaVega, along with her husband, actor Carlos Pena. Yeah, bit of a monicker mash-up thing there for them which I'm not going to acknowledge since our records still list her as Vega and it's just a pain to go back and change it all. If they're still going strong in a few years (which is questionable, since she's only 25 and this...
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03.04.2014
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Sexiest Hottie Movie Characters of 2013!

If you're here, chances are you have a fondness for movies, or perhaps even more so, a fondness for hotties. We like to keep tabs on all sorts of hot actresses and their public appearances, photoshoots, etc., but we rarely ever get to focus on the characters they play in the movies. Who are these characters? They have personalities too, y'know? There were a lot of memorable hottie roles for...
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12.23.2013
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Hottie Report Card: Amber Heard

When we asked you schmoes to pick a MACHETE KILLS hottie for this week's "Report Card", to my surprise, the votes all pointed toward the delectably attractive Amber Heard , pretty much unanimously. Does this mirage-like specimen really even need grading? Of course not, everyone knows all the boys love Mandy Lane! Could it be that you schmoes simply want to ogle...
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10.11.2013
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Sexy TwitPics: Alexa Vega

Whether you're ready for it or not, Robert Rodriguez's  MACHETE KILLS will finally be unleashed this weekend. The fake trailer-turned sequel surely won't be everyone's cup of tea, but if you appreciate send-ups to old school "grindhouse" flicks filled with violence and gun-totin' hotties, you might enjoy it after one or nine drinks. One of the...
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10.08.2013
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Alexa Vega skips the machetes, uses her boobs to kill it

Alexa Vega was doing the press conference bit for her new movie MACHETE KILLS, which looks like it's going to be a fun ride, if only for all the fine ass hotties it has in it. Alexa, being the grown up young woman she is now, has to let her boobs have a say in any negotiation she has with public now. That's a really good thing, as her boobs are particularly nice ones. No sense in keeping a...
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10.07.2013
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Alexa Vega has officially become one of my favorite hotties thanks to Machete Kills

Damn. The Eagle has landed. The ace is in the hole. The…piper has been paid? I can't think of anymore code-talk, so I'll just come out and say it. Hot damn! Alexa Vega is going to be the next big thing. I mean, of course I'll have to see her performance in MACHETE KILLS to really say anything so big (and, more importantly, see if that movie is going to be good), but this girl has turned...
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10.03.2013
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Alexa Vega sets her targets to stun at the ALMA Awards

With only a few more days before we can see Alexa Vega strut her stuff in MACHETE KILLS , we'll have to accept pictures of her to tide us over for the time being. It may not be as good as seeing her in that costume , but damn, does she look great. Rocking a red dress yet again , Alexa shows us how much she's…grown. I've always thought she was cute and I'm proud to...
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09.30.2013
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Jessica Alba is very healthy

Jessica Alba is on the dual covers of Health magazine this month, looking damn fine in her see thru blouse and tight red dress. It's kind of interesting how the mood around Jessica has improved since she scaled back the acting to be a mom. Everyone's had time to let their frustrations over her dogged resistance to nude scenes calm down. Now we can all appreciate the good things about Jessica...
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09.25.2013
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Alexa Vega busts out in blood red at the Machete Kills premiere

Wow, you managed to peel yourself away from GTA 5 for a minute to look at some Moviehotties? I'm honored. I myself will be getting back to murdering prostitutes and law enforcement shortly, but I just wanted to stop by for a second and tell you all about MACHETE KILLS star Alexa Vega and her arrival at the premiere of her movie last night. Alexa was there along with director Robert Rodriguez...
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09.20.2013
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Alexa Vega continues to be a good girl grown up sexy for the fall issue of Brink magazine

There's so much attention being paid to Sofia Vergara's clip from the October 11th release of MACHETE KILLS and her blasting bosoms, but when the first leaks were happening, it was all about Alexa Vega in those leather chaps looking sexy as all get-out. The recently divorced (she'll be celebrating a year without shackles this upcoming December) former child star turns up her sexy cuteness...
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09.12.2013
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