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Amber Heard didn't let anything get between her and her Calvins

Here's someone we don't see much of anymore. I wonder why that is. It wasn't too long ago when Amber Heard was a regular fixture around here. It's been 3 months since we had anything decent to post with her. Good thing she showed up at this Calvin Klein thing, looking tasty. I blame Johnny Depp for her absence. Guy found himself an amazing thing and now he's hogging her, leaving little to...

In the ultimate burn, Kelso knocks up Mila Kunis

Ashton Kutcher is far more successful in life than that dude should have ever been allowed to become. Aside from a couple of movies where I found him tolerable, I can't think of a time when his supposed talent should have created the career that he's been afforded. Hell, I can't think of a story that went out about him in the media that caused me to believe that he's anything...

Hayden Panettiere's hotness gets taken to the streets

Good God, Hayden Panettiere is a ridiculously hot hottie, isn't she? Unfortunately, she's getting married to her B.F.G. (Big Friendly Giant, but I'm bitter about the situation, so that stands for Big Fuc-… well, you know), so the 1 in 10,000,000,000 chance that I could ever be with her forever has now doubled in impossibility. Sigh. I'll always have you Palmela Handerson… Anyway, some...

Amber Heard es más caliente que un habanero para Esquire Mexico

The future Mrs. Depp, Amber Heard , is doing her mega-hottie thing in Esquire Mexico this month, once again successfully communicating the fact that she's a full on hottie powerhouse. I'm still a little weirded out by the fact that she's not only marrying Johnny Depp, but is doing him at all. I don't know, I kind of like the idea of Amber devouring the tacos and the occasional hot dog,...

Face Off: Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie

You all managed to come up with a 17-17 tie game between Julie Benz and Yvonne Strahovski in last week's Face Off , forcing me to take on the Vice Presidential role and break the tie with my vote. Technically that gives Julie the win, but as per usual, super close votes like that remain too close to call. I guess that means Team Julie and Team Yvonne are evenly matched. I'll leave it to...

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