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Hottie Report Card: Rachel McAdams

While there are other places I'd rather be right now (like getting rejected by a dozen slave Leia's in San Diego), I must follow through with my duties as a professor of hottie science and philosophy. This weekend sees the release of A MOST WANTED MAN , which, strangely enough, is not based on yours truly. There's a fair amount of anticipation surrounding the film, as...

Face Off: Anna Kendrick vs. Lacey Chabert

Sort of a resigned win for Kate Hudson over her opposition, Cameron Diaz , in the last installment of the Face Off . I feel your indifference. I'm similarly underwhelmed by these two and their various current exploits. Back in the day there was all kinds of hotness from both of them. Nowadays...mostly meh. This week we're dealing with cutie pies. Going by the names of Anna Kendrick...

Face Off: Charlize Theron vs. Amanda Seyfried

Seemed like Anna Paquin got a little more appreciation from the group than Ellen Page did in last week's Face Off . I'm not sure why some of you seemed to be troubled by their differences. Being different should make your choice a lot easier. This week sees the opening of Seth MacFarlane's next big foray into movies, the hilarious-looking A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST starring...

Face Off: Lake Bell vs. Lizzy Caplan

Yvonne Strahovski beat Rose Byrne by a few votes in last week's Face Off . Felt a little funny to be voting for the blonde over the brunette. That's not like me. But the heart wants what it wants. I've been wanting to feature Lake Bell in a Face Off for awhile, but I could never think of anyone to put up against her. Then I thought of Lizzy Caplan . These two are kind of similar...

Movie Hotties 6-Pack: Hottest Chicks in Bunny Costumes

Well Easter is just around the corner and while everyone else might find themselves fussing around with the painted eggs, baskets of candy and martyred deities, we've been spending our time working out which hotties looked the hottest in bunny outfits. Cause that's how we roll. We've come up with six of these bunnied babes for you, all hot enough to make you want to screw...

Sexy TwitPics: Lindsay Lohan

Warning: this article contains photos of Lindsay Lohan . We strongly advise anyone with a pregnancy or heart condition to close this page.  Most of you have probably already jumped to the assumption that this is some kind of an April Fool's prank, and you'd be right… sort of. Truth be told, I've been wanting to feature Lindsay in this column for months,...

Hottie Report Card: Tina Fey

Before the term "puppets" was commonly used to describe marionette-like celebrity judges on a singing game show, there were the Muppets. Jim Henson's legend was thankfully saved before it hit the ground when Disney released THE MUPPETS with Jason Segel and Amy Adams in 2011. Now they're back at it again in MUPPETS MOST WANTED , with the help of Ty Burrell, Ricky...

And now, a tribute to Our Favorite Wet T-Shirts in Movies!

You may or may not know this, but Spring Break season is already getting started. I still haven't taken down the Christmas lights, and apparently Mardi Gras began last Tuesday. Despite the current weather not being ideal Spring Break weather, I feel compelled to dress up as Alien and make my way over to Tijuana. It's saddening that the older you get, the slimmer your...

Hottie Report Card: Lacey Chabert

Damn, you schmoes are really making it tough for me to keep the outcome of this column interesting. This is the third week in a row you guys have suggested a grand slam hottie, last week being the lushcious Amber Heard , and Gemma Arterton the week before. Now you've brought Lacey Chabert , the hottie of a thousand cartoon character voices, to my desk for judgement. I could...

Face Off: Amanda Seyfried vs. Heather Graham

You guys gave Rashida Jones the win by a slight margin over Aubrey Plaza in last week's Face Off . Yet another time when I was fine with either choice ya'll made. We've been waiting for what feels like a long time to see how Amanda Seyfried does playing the troubled porn star in LOVELACE. Now we can all see for ourselves when the movie opens this Friday. While I'm sure we'll get...

Face Off: Amanda Bynes vs. Lindsay Lohan

Summer Glau was the winner over Alison Lohman in last week's Face Off . Tough call. Those are two sweet as can be hotties. I do hope they come back to prominence someday. Well, it's April Fools Day, so why not spend some time looking at a couple of fools for this week's Face Off. What the hell happened to Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan ? I'm sure many of you have asked that...

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