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Eddie Murphy's girlfriend Paige Butcher is a total babe

Whenever I know for a fact that someone is having sex with someone extremely attractive or with someone who is more attractive than the last person I had sex with, I get very jealous. I'm a man and I'll say that. That's one of the reasons I don't like Eddie Murphy that much. Well, that and THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH, but I digress. This lady is Paige Butcher and aside from pointing out...

The kids and I choose Victoria Justice as our favorite Nick hottie

I love that these girls are dressing up and looking so sexy at the Kid's Choice Awards. Yeah, they range from conservative to cute for the most part, but if I was a kid seeing gals  looking like this ( especially those pics of Nicola Peltz from earlier in a sexy midriff revealing outfit), I'd have gone through puberty on the spot. I'd grow a few feet, my voice would drop...

Look at this girl Alexis Rupp in a bikini because she is hot

If you don't know who this lovely lady is, her name is Alexis Rupp and she is my girlfriend. I know she likes to model and is Miss Teen South Dakota and that's about all I know. I've never really talked to her or met her before, but when I tweeted if she'd be my girlfriend and didn't get a response, so I'm just gonna assume that means we're in a committed relationship. Anyway, I know this...

Jessica Alba is the hottest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch

I think it was Linus in Charlie Brown that talked up so much shit about The Great Pumpkin. At the end of the day, I really think Jessica Alba wins that lucrative title. She's easily the hottest thing that's ever graced this pumpkin patch and if I were to clap my hands, snap my fingers and click my heels three times and spin around in a circle while throwing glitter all over myself, I think...

Alice Eve also looked very sexy at the GQ Men of the Year Awards

I have a feeling every single one of us missed out. For some reason, we had ridiculous and unnecessary access to all the shenanigans of the MTV Music Video Awards , but when it comes to something a little classier and with better advice on how to style our hair and get laid ( The GQ Men of the Year Awards ), all we get are pictures. Is there a show to go along with the awards? Bah. Anyway, at...

Sofia Vergara sure knows how to welcome a guy home

Sofia Vergara is celebrating her 41st birthday on the set of her new movie CHEF, where she was filming what looks like the greatest homecoming ever on her special day. I don't know about you, but a big, happy smile along with a healthy pair of tits hanging out sounds like the best kind of welcome home I can imagine. Anyway, it's much better than the greeting I receive. About the closest thing...

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