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I am conspiracy theory obsessed with the fact that I don't believe Giada De Laurentiis has ever cooked a meal that she actually ended up eating. I see her take tiny bites when she's on one of the other numerous Food Network shows, judging what food tastes like made at the hands of others. And since every time I have tried watching her show, when the camera cuts to Giada supposedly chopped...

Renee Olstead is a socialmedia junkie I've been wanting to feature in this column for a long time. I keep putting it off simply because her elaborate collection of sexy selfies only gets more extensive by the day, but I figured it finally has to be done. It seems like the right week for it, especially considering it's her birthday today!! This is the 3rd week in a row...

Remember those promos for the fourth season of "Dexter" featuring his baby in a blood-covered bib with phrases like "my dad can hack anything" and "cereal spiller"? As hilarious as that was, I much prefer their latest promotional technique: Jennifer Carpenter  looking dangerously attractive in a black leather apron. Entertainment Weekly is featuring these photos of Jennifer with Mr....

I understand that a lot of you have different opinions as to what makes a great ass. I heard your thoughts on the subject matter when I did a Sexy Ten Spot featuring what I personally thought were some of the best asses for a variety of reasons. Jessica Biel is perfectly proportioned. Adriana Lima still has meat on her for a model AND has had a couple of kids. Maria Menounos is petite all over...

When I once did a Battle of the Babes featuring the women of "Dexter," there were tons of complaints that super-psycho Lila should have been included in the choices. You guys just love it when bitches burn your shit to the ground, don'tcha? It was great to see Jaime Murray at the event looking even hotter than she did on season 2 of the Showtime series (albeit, not as nude, which is a pity)...

I'm not sure how I feel about THE HEAT , the vehicle which brings Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock together as the two completely different cops who are looking for a missing tiara and matching pairs of lederhosen... oh, let's face it. While Bullock continues to reprise the same schlocky tough-girl crap with stupid jokes in her comedies, making them painfully predictable, every so often...

Vanessa Hudgens moved pretty far away from the innocence of her HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL days. Leaked cellphone nudes or not, Vanessa is definitely taking on a more "bad girl" type of image, at least as far as her latest roles in tim go. Earlier this year, she got into a three-way with Ashley Benson and James Franco in SPRING BREAKERS, a film for which she also released a song...

Former cast member of "Victorious" and currently one half of the new Nickelodeon hit, "Sam & Cat," Ariana Grande got off her plane in style at LAX recently, flaunting her nice tush and gorgeous face with the attitude of the Honey Badger as paps snapped shots of her. She looks poised and well, like she just doesn't give a crap. A lot of actresses come off of a plane ride looking worn out...

I prefer things in their simplest forms sometimes. Such as, I would rather light a smoke with a matchstick from a little matchbox than have some fancy lighter that doesn't go out in a heavy wind. Sure, this makes me an oddball stickler for some stupid shit, but I'm proud of my stupid shit. Like I'm still proud that I preferred Janis Ian over any of the prettier girls from MEAN GIRLS. And that,...

One of our favorite Frenchies, Léa Seydoux , sure has been popping up a lot, hasn't she? You would think she'd have been rising to the top even sooner, having roles in major films like INGLORIOUS BASTERDS, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE- GHOST PROTOCOL and MIDNIGHT IN PARIS. Apparently, all it took was a starring role as a blue-haired lesbian in BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR to get her on a...

The Joss Whedon-directed romantic comedy MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING will finally be seeing a release in North America on June 21st, 2013. The film, which has a received a tremendous amount of buzz, just had a screening in Hollywood, where its star and "Angel" alumni Amy Acker was in attendance. She was looking a little buzzed herself, or perhaps she was just giddy out of sheer...

I'm completely out of the loop when it comes to anything at all involving country music. I was also completely unaware that the new CW series "The Carrie Diaries" is supposed to be a prequel to "Sex and the City", which is a bit disconcerting. It only further discombobulates me that AnnaSophia Robb , who stars on the program, appeared at the CMT Awards yesterday. Instead of trying to make any...