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Jessica Alba is the hottest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch

I think it was Linus in Charlie Brown that talked up so much shit about The Great Pumpkin. At the end of the day, I really think Jessica Alba wins that lucrative title. She's easily the hottest thing that's ever graced this pumpkin patch and if I were to clap my hands, snap my fingers and click my heels three times and spin around in a circle while throwing glitter all over myself, I think...

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