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Hottie Report Card: Brittany Snow

Alright, kiddos, silence your cellphones and put out your e-cigs! Once again, it's time for us to speculate a gorgeous actress, or "student body", and try to decipher where they might stand on a grand scale of movie hotties. Coincidentally, you can spot this week's pick possibly singing her lungs out in   PITCH PERFECT 2 , a movie set in the world of...

Hottie Report Card: Jordana Brewster

It's no secret that car movie fans are revving up their engines for FURIOUS 7 , which is out in theaters today. Of course, there are literally dozens of babes from the FAST & FURIOUS series who meet the qualifications for a Hottie Report Card. Within the first six movies alone, you've got Michelle Rodriguez, Gal Gadot, Eva Mendes, Gina Carano, Nathalie Kelley,...

Hottie Report Card: Jennifer Lopez

As first, I was hesitant to dedicate one of these columns to Jennifer Lopez , someone who's been a member of the hottie universe for nearly two decades. Due to her many years of fame, she has a reputation which attracts massive amounts of both love and hate, and I didn't want to throw gasoline on that fire. Naturally, Jennifer sprang to mind when I saw that her...

Hottie Report Card: Allison Williams

Did you catch PETER PAN LIVE! last night? It was a fun way to kill an evening with the family, or at least it made a valid excuse to watch Christopher Walken wear make-up and dance. Oh yeah, and Allison Williams did a decent job playing Petere as well. So it might seem a bit strange to jump into ranking the hotness of the GIRLS star, especially after she just portrayed a young boy...

Hottie Report Card: Keira Knightley

Hope you're all enjoying your Thanksgiving turkey hangovers, those of you weren't stuck working at Sports Authority all night long, anyway. As an attempt to get our minds off the fact that we're now more gravy than human, let's shift our focus to  Keira Knightley ! She may not look exactly how you feel at this moment, but she can be seen in this weekend's release of  THE IMITATION...

Hottie Report Card: Katherine Heigl

I realize the mere mention of  Katherine Heigl ' s name may have the visual equivalence of nails against a chalkboard for some schmoes, but she's still a hottie worthy of discussion. Plus, she's making her return to television this Sunday with the series premiere of STATE OF AFFAIRS, on which she plays a CIA-analyst working directly for the president. As little as I...

Hottie Report Card: Nicole Kidman

I never thought I would be doing a Hottie Report Card for Nicole Kidman , a 47-year-old hottie who shined mostly in the '90's. However, after deciding to not grade Sheri Moon Zombie due to a lack of high quality images, Nicole seems the most qualified as she can be seen this weekend in BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP . The mystery-suspense film is about a woman who wakes up everyday...

Hottie Report Card: Kaley Cuoco

The show made by nerds, about nerds, for nerds, THE BIG BANG THEORY premieres its 8th season this Monday on CBS, and I've already started making room on my schedule by polishing my protractor collection early. I may feel like polishing something else when   Kaley Cuoco   returns as Penny, a girl we'd all like to *knock*knock*knock* around the sack. Is her hotness...

Hottie Report Card: Aubrey Plaza

With all the big-budget summer movies coming out this weekend and last, it's a little sad that the only one to catch my interest is the "rom-com-zom-dram" LIFE AFTER BETH . As much as zombie comedies have grown to be repetitive, at least BETH seems to be a unique, somewhat romantic take on the subject, which haunts us all in our sleep. Plus it co-stars Aubrey Plaza , and...

Hottie Report Card: Tina Fey

Before the term "puppets" was commonly used to describe marionette-like celebrity judges on a singing game show, there were the Muppets. Jim Henson's legend was thankfully saved before it hit the ground when Disney released THE MUPPETS with Jason Segel and Amy Adams in 2011. Now they're back at it again in MUPPETS MOST WANTED , with the help of Ty Burrell, Ricky...

Hottie Report Card: Eva Green

While the hype so far doesn't even compare to the original, 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE is probably the biggest movie being released this weekend. Even with the less-than-adequate reviews, fanboys are still likely to show up for the CGI gore and the possibility of some gatuitous nudity. After all, it does feature two very beautiful actresses, Lena Headey and Eva Green . Since we...

Hottie Report Card: Kate Mara

Man, television's really been kicking film's ass lately, has it not? Or perhaps we should call it "home entertainment", as many of the programs people won't shut up about lately stem from Netflix. One of the most obvious examples that comes to mind is HOUSE OF CARDS , which features Kevin Spacey, Robin "Buttercup" Wright and the very...
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