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Salma Hayek and huge cleavage go together like milk and cookies

Salma Hayek was at one of those fashion show things that don't really matter because look at her tits. You can always count on Salma to put the perfect cleavage out there no matter what she's doing. Fashion shows, sidewalks, grocery stores, doctor's offices, these and more are all places where Salma feels perfectly fine with hanging her twin powers of sexual seduction out there to stun and...

The Top 10 Sexiest Latinas

What with Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock planning on pulling some of THE HEAT in at the box office (ending the debate once and for all regarding whether people are more drawn to McCarthy or Tatum, as the film goes up against WHITE HOUSE DOWN), I figured we'd keep it simple and concentrate on some real heat. The hottest Latinas around. (Please keep in mind that this was an extremely,...

Salma Hayek is the hottest tourist ever

Salma Hayek was in Venice last week, seeing the sights and looking bangable, as usual. Interesting shift in emphasis this time around with Salma's bangability. Normally she's rocking the low-cut hotness to show off those massive mounds of hers, reaffirming the love we feel for her with each boobtastic outfit she shows up with. I suppose doing the tourist bit lets Salma relax and just wear...

Salma Hayek lets her Les P'tits crack

Salma Hayek made an appearance at something call the Les P'tits Crack Foundation which, from what I can tell from my non-existent French-speaking abilities, relates to a French charity for children with cancer. Certainly a worthwhile cause, though its name is impossible to not reference in regard to Salma's rather generous titty reveal this night. Not much left to the imagination as...

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, here are a bunch of hotties in green

St. Patrick's Day was a holiday created to commemorate the arrival of Christianity in Ireland, and the country's most recognized patron saint, Saint Patrick. Nowadays, it's just another pointless (but cherished) day to get really, really drunk. So since most of us are already pretty hammered, why not use this holiday as an excuse to look at boobs on a Sunday as well? Since I'm Irish, and an...

Salma Hayek brings her Globes to the Golden Whatevers

If there ever comes a day when Salma Hayek loses her looks, it will be one of the saddest days in history. Luckily, I'm starting to doubt that will ever happen. Hayek appeared at 70th Annual Golden Globes yesterday looking (to put it in respectful terms) hot as all hell. I didn't even notice the awkward moment when the teleprompter stopped working while she presented with Paul Rudd (one of...

Face Off: Kate Beckinsale vs. Salma Hayek

A lot of you disagreed with my stance on Amanda Seyfried as the better hottie over Anne Hathaway in our last Face Off , giving Anne the winning vote by a 2 to 1 margin. Do I detect a smattering of Batman fanboy influence? Hey, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you disagree with me sometimes. Anne is quite a beauty. I can't honestly disagree with your stance. Still, either one...

New Video: MovieHotties Stripper Tribute!

I've only been to a strip club once in my life, and there's a reason I never went back. Aside from the dirty atmosphere, douchebag bouncers and a twenty dollar Tennessee Honey, the strippers themselves were just unpleasant to watch. When they smiled with their pearly greens, I could sense some bottled-up anger. I started to recognize some of their faces from old milk cartons. I guess...

Salma Hayek can hardly contain herself

Just when you think Eva Longoria's GQ spread is the sexiest thing happening in Mexico, someone like Salma Hayek pops up in real life at the Acapulco International Film Festival. Or maybe a better term would be "popped out"? Whatever film she was there promoting, I want to write a "thank you" note to the producers for making my Monday a hell of a lot better. I'd also like to send a...

Salma Hayek makes Bambi the envy of the town

Never thought I'd see the day I become legitimately jealous of Bambi, a character who's best friends with a skunk, and whose mom's head is hung up in some redneck's cabin. I guess all it takes is a big smooch from the luscious Salma Hayek to make all those memories go away. It even has me turning into Thumper as I write this. Salma took home one of Germany's prestigious Bambi Awards over...

Here Comes Salma Hayek's Boom

As childish as that headline may be, I still consider myself to have too much integrity or dignity to step foot in Kevin James's latest vehicle, HERE COMES THE BOOM . Actually, stepping into any vehicle with James is a dangerous move, as the vehicle might tip over. If he still has any "PAUL BLART" luck, BOOM will still rake in enough dough to put it towards to top of the box-office,...

It's not Bazaar that Salma Hayek has yet another hot photo spread

Everyone is happy to see Salma Hayek , right? That's a good thing, because Salma has been everywhere lately. Practically every film festival, a bunch of high profile events, tons of magazine covers, they've all had a sampling of Salma lately. What's the reason for this? I guess it's because she's got another movie coming out - yet another Kevin James shitfest called HERE COMES THE BOOM. Then...

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