Stripes TAGS

Renee Olstead really has this cute, fun pin-up girl thing down

Her career took a minor boost earlier this year when she appeared in UNFRIENDED, that horror movie about social media coming to kill you in that roundabout way that it always seems to feel like it's doing. Prior to that, we'd waited a few years to see Renee Olstead to land something meaty since she left the cast of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," where she was younger and much...
5
shares
11.24.2015
1 Continue Reading

Horizontal stripes accentuate Salma Hayek's finest attributes

I forget, is it horizontal or vertical stripes that are supposed to be unflattering? I'm a solid color man myself, so such considerations rarely enter into my thinking when the time comes to replace individual garments that have gone to that tattered t-shirt home in the trash bin. Whatever the case, the horizontal stripes were doing Salma Hayek nothing but favors at this event in NYC,...
122
shares
08.06.2015
0 Continue Reading

Emilia Clarke is a gimpy wicked witch on the set of her new movie

Emilia Clarke finally spilled the beans on why she's been walking around with crutches for the last few days, despite not having a cast on her anywhere. Apparently the TERMINATOR: GENISYS star fractured her hip in "a fall." Uh huh, okay. Sounds suspicious to me. Then again that could just be my dirty, dirty mind working overtime. I'm sure there is real potential that some lucky guy...
3
shares
06.25.2015
2 Continue Reading

Katharine McPhee's People's Choice red carpet booty is the fact, Jack

Wasn't I talking about hot how Katharine McPhee is just yesterday? Instead of getting to see her (what I assume is minimally) Shopped in a magazine photoshoot, we get to check out her red carpet arrival hotness in the flesh. McPhee was one of the presenters at the People's Choice Awards last night, where she donned a black and white striped dress and showed off that awesome booty of her....
0
shares
01.08.2015
3 Continue Reading

How do I get a meeting with Selena Gomez?

Hardly a week, hardly a day goes by anymore when Selena Gomez isn't out making a sexy spectacle of herself. The pics below capture the latest of a long series of such showings from Selena, this one apparently indicating her ambitions to become some sort of sexy sideline ref. This was Selena going into and coming out from yet another of these mysterious meetings she's been having with...
0
shares
08.06.2014
3 Continue Reading

Hold on to your hats. These Kimberley Garner pics might blow them away.

Here's everyone's favorite lady from across the pond that's famous for no real reason except for her extreme attractiveness, Kimberley Garner . Kimberley and her incredible ass (which you unfortunately can't get too good of a peek at here) posed for a photoshoot in a red and white striped bikini, which for some reason, puts me in the mindset of a bull. I see those colors on a woman in striped...
0
shares
01.31.2014
2 Continue Reading

Let the fuzzy, but sexy Maria Menounos picturepalooza continue!

Here we can see Maria Menounos soaking up the sun and looking fan-frickin'-tastic again, only this time in another bikini. I wonder if some asshole Photoshopped the old ones and put some hypnotizing line pattern on the bikini to make it more alluring. Well, whether that was done or not, it's working. I'm transfixed and can't look away. Maria has always had an incredible...
51
shares
01.06.2014
5 Continue Reading

Minka Kelly's stripes may be horizontal, but my love for her keeps going up

A long time ago, I walked out of my room wearing a striped shirt with the stripes going sideways. I walked by my mother's room and said, "Why, hello, there!" She looked over at me and saw me in my shirt before yelling like she saw a rat. After vomiting and kicking me in the face, she called me a f*cking fatass and said, "Horizontal stipes are not made for you!" I didn't know what horizontal...
0
shares
11.18.2013
1 Continue Reading

Amanda Seyfried is one cute little Beetlejuice in this photoshoot with Dusan Reljin

Earlier this week she stood around the set with no pants , so it appears as if Amanda Seyfried needed a solid photoshoot to get her in the mood for mas pantalones, even if this spread was taken by photographer Dusan Reljin in late 2012 and the images have just recently trickled out. The black and white outfits are a nice complement to Amanda's sleek new frame (I still prefer her with that...
0
shares
09.27.2013
0 Continue Reading

Taylor Swift is showing far too little skin in her bikini

People really should read the Bible more often. If not for the religious aspects, it has a lot of cool stories and historical context and shit. In Chapter 4, it talks about how in the 1950's, women would knowingly wear swimsuits that covered as much of their body as possible. Why this was done, we may never know, but perhaps we can ask Taylor Swift . Sure, while it's not very often to...
2
shares
07.29.2013
6 Continue Reading

Katy Perry is doing it for our country's kids

I like Katy Perry . Please don't ever get me wrong on that. And I've been known to take a kid to a KP concert because I'm cool like that. I think she's fun and silly as a performer and out of everyone doing goofy crap on stage these days, she's most definitely a fine-tuned performer who know what her audience is looking for. What I question is why she would be a hot commodity to those of the...
1
shares
01.21.2013
1 Continue Reading
Loading...

Featured Youtube Videos

Views and Counting

Movie Hottie Of The Week

More

Latest Hot Celebrity Pictures

More
jennifer-lawrence jennifer-lawrence jennifer-lawrence jennifer-lawrence