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Miley Cyrus & Katy Perry had a baby, the Canadian singer Phoebe Dykstra

Maybe because I'm just old enough to have been born in a time when the concept of being 1/3rd tattooed by the age of 25 seems, well, impractical , I have a bias against girls like Phoebe Dykstra , a Canadian singer who perhaps didn't think that there would be a gimmick infringement case filed against her if she wagged her tongue on the red carpet of a Canadian event. I look at Phoebe, clearly...

Married life hasn't taken the silly out of Alexa Vega

I live near Santa Barbara, California and let me testify that it's a silly, happy, goofy and gay sorta place, where stars such as Alexa Vega can attend the 29th Annual Santa Barbara Film Festival and make faces in complete comfort of knowing that there will be plenty of people to accept them for how they are. The former SPY KIDS star got married to a Nickelodeon star just last month and...

Menounos, Agdal and Dobrev enjoyed penetrating each other's backfields

DirecTV likes to invite celebs out every Super Bowl to have a little flag football match in the sand for their celebrity Beach Bowl. This year, among the celebs attempting to tug on each other, were Maria Menounos , Nina Agdal and Nina Dobrev . I kind of like this idea, actually. Hotties chasing after each other in tight shit, bending over a lot, which is especially good when you got Maria...

Miley Cyrus gets unplugged but not untongued with Madonna

I'm sorry if you don't like Miley Cyrus . No, really, I am. This isn't going to be a lead into why I do like her (although I've always been honest in saying that if I had a penis, I would stick it in her, which doesn't make me a better human being, just someone who would love to toy around with a new sexual appendage and not limit my possibilities) and this isn't...

Amber Heard messes with oral fixations for the frenchies

Amber Heard is French Jalouse magazine this month, spending most of her time prominently showing off that red-hued part of her face from which Johnny Depp and an apparently wide assortment of open-minded women currently receive blissful attention. I'm going to get a little vulgar here, but clearly the whole point of the majority of this spread is to arouse one's oral fantasies, so I think I...

Hot or Not: Miley Cyrus

I guess, what with her latest boyfriend hitting theaters in what is sure to be Renny Harlin's latest failure at the box office, THE LEGEND OF HERCULES , it's time to evaluate the hotness of the current you either love her, hate her, or love to despise her pop tart of the decade. It was bound to happen eventually. Miley Cyrus At some point between her current...

Selena Gomez brings her own brand of sexy tongue action for the kids

Selena Gomez was making a bunch of Chicago kids' Christmas a little merrier by running around on a stage in sheer clothing, making with the sexy tongue action. Perhaps not the most traditional of Christmas kids shows, but not quite as bad as your average Miley Cyrus event in that there were no little people being molested or freakishly small asses doing their best to twerk in vain. Selena...

Miley Cyrus twerks with Bad Santa

Oh yeah, time indulge in another Miley Cyrus hatefest. The queen of skanky twerks is back at it, this time turning the holidays into a joke with a drunken Santa Claus for the KIIS FM Jingle Ball event. Miley came complete with suggestive candy cane microphones and furry Chanel bag for some inane reason, along with the requisite Christmas-themed costume that shows off her paltry ass. What can...

Miley Cyrus smokes weed on stage, acts like Miley Cyrus at the EMAS

Seeing as how the European Music Awards (EMAs) take place in Amsterdam and that recently former Disney brain trust, Miley Cyrus , has come out talking about how she much rather prefers marijuana over alcohol, it's fairly unsurprising that while Cyrus took to the stage to perform her latest hit, "Wrecking Ball," she would toke up. I can't say that I hate on Cyrus, I...

Jessica Alba smooches with Pierce Brosnan for a movie, so it's for pretend and not real, okay, you guys?

Here's Jessica Alba looki- What the hell? What the HELL? WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL IS THIS SHIT?! Sorry.. Let's start this over. Here we can see Jessica Alba looking adorable and all smiles on the set of HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE AN ENGLISHMAN . Now, I realize that I want to get mad at Jessica, but I just can't do it. Even after GOOD LUCK, CHUCK , I couldn't stay pissed off at her. It's an...

Alexa Vega continues to be a good girl grown up sexy for the fall issue of Brink magazine

There's so much attention being paid to Sofia Vergara's clip from the October 11th release of MACHETE KILLS and her blasting bosoms, but when the first leaks were happening, it was all about Alexa Vega in those leather chaps looking sexy as all get-out. The recently divorced (she'll be celebrating a year without shackles this upcoming December) former child star turns up her sexy cuteness...

Time to pant over Olivia Wilde awesomeness once again

Olivia Wilde did the premiere bit for her movie DRINKING BUDDIES, wearing a Springsteen shirt of all things. Yet more evidence of how awesome Olivia is. Normally it's all fancy, designer shit for the hotties at premieres - the kind of outfits that cost more than a used car. Not for Olivia though. Just a faded Boss shirt and a sexy little tight skirt completes her premiere package. I'll bet...

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