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Top 6 Hottest Vampire Babes (video)

Who doesn't love a sexy vampire hottie? Think about it. They're frequently super hot, they specialize in sucking things, and it's guaranteed they're gonna find you delicious. Be honest now. Isn't there some part of you that finds the prospect of meeting your demise at the fangs of an insatiably ravenous vampire babe kind of appealing? We all gotta go sometime....
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01.05.2017
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Kate Beckinsale hits the streets an official divorcee in a see thru bustier

I'm not sure when one becomes an official divorcee. Is it after the terms and the court proceedings are concluded? Or is it when the papers are filed with the court? I don't know. Whatever the rules, Kate Beckinsale is now involved with her second divorce process. What's truly astonishing about this is how her estranged director husband did the initial filing. I guess that proves anyone...
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10.27.2016
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Face Off: Isla Fisher vs. Kate Beckinsale

Ya'll seemed to have some trouble deciding between Hayden Panettiere and Hilary Duff in last week's Face Off . They are in pretty much the same place in life and their careers. Not to mention all the other similarities between them. Yet another occasion when it's hard to argue against either choice. I wouldn't blame anyone for having some trouble deciding between this week's...
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02.29.2016
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Kate Beckinsale rises above all criticism

The critics were choosing all their favorite movies and moviestars last night for yet another award show stroke session. It's amazing, we've only just begun with this award season shit and I'm already bored to tears with it. That stupefaction seems to kick in earlier and earlier each year. The only thing that has any hope of knocking me out of my award show blues is a pretty face and/or a hot...
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01.18.2016
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Kate Beckinsale seems quite happy after losing all that dead weight

Among all the fine English hotties at this Evening Standard Theater Awards show was perhaps the finest of them all, Kate Beckinsale . You might notice a little something missing from the MILFy UNDERWORLD hottie here. She's sans wedding ring. That's right, she and her long time hubby, director Len Wiseman, appear to have called it quits. And it seems Kate is just fine with that, if her...
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11.23.2015
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Sarah Hyland as Selene for the JustJared Halloween party is sexy costuming done right

There are a number of Halloween parties with images of hot famous & famous-ish chicks floating around right now and most of them have gotten it so, so wrong. We don't need to see a girl in a corset and a pair of cat ears. If that was what the world wanted from Halloween, we'd all just go to an Ariana Grande concert. We also don't need costumes that need a dissertation to explain what the hell...
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11.02.2015
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Hottie Report Card: Kate Beckinsale

The general response to last week's  report on vampire bait Kristen Stewart was a bit surprising, even enlightening. Not only did most of you schmoes happily accept her into the class, but some even started turning their pitchforks towards ol' Professor Crumb for being too harsh on the gal. Perhaps he was, so to counterbalance his shame and guilt, let's stroke his...
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08.28.2015
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I wish I could have had Kate Beckinsale at my Memorial Day party

Producer Joel Silver had himself a star-studded Memorial Day party this weekend, inviting all kinds of folks to come and spend the day not doing much memorializing at all, just like most Americans. It's kind of funny how many stars flocked to this thing, probably less for the BBQ and more for the networking potential. It's still orders of magnitude better than my Memorial Day festivities,...
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05.26.2015
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TGIFs: A Salute to Horror Movie Butt Shots (Exclusive)

The most horrible time of the year has finally arrived... Halloween! Time to start smashing carving those pumpkins and stealing handing out that candy! Naturally, being the fan of skimpy costumes and fake gore that I am, this really is one of my favorite times of year. So in an attempt to take the celebration up a notch, I've created 10 gifs of celebrity butt shots in...
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10.31.2014
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The Top Ten Sexiest Vampires

DRACULA UNTOLD looks like a steaming pile of shit to me. Then again, most of the movies that try their best to sell the vampire mystique often do. It doesn't help that I'm immune to the supposed charms of Luke Evans, that Welsh lad who seems to be garnering far too much unwarranted love from the female demographic lately. What I'm not immune to, however, are the vampy ladies on this list....
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10.08.2014
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TGIFS: Kate Beckinsale's Birthday Gifs

Somebody deliver 41 spankings to Kate Beckinsale , because tomorrow will mark her 41st birthday! The birth of a valuable pawn of this site, and one of my personal favorite hotties, is well-deserving of a celebration. So how should we celebrate? We could bake a cake with her name on it… No? We could beat the shit out of a piñata in the shape of a Lycan… Nay? We...
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07.25.2014
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I love it when Kate Beckinsale goes shopping, walks, talks, eats, breathes

These periodic and very public escapades at the boutique stores by Kate Beckinsale and her incredibly fortunate husband fascinate me. She always dresses way more alluring than one would for this sort of Sunday afternoon shopping thing. You see her in a lot of tight leggings or in this case tight jeans. She's always got the shampoo commercial hair and is generally immaculately appointed. If...
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02.25.2014
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