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Abigail Ratchford shows off her heart-shaped box

I would imagine that for any man with a woman like Abigail Ratchford in his life, Valentine's Day probably carries more of a significance than for most other guys. Not necessarily because the day is any less annoying. I'm sure he was just as compelled to acquiesce to all the requisite retail purchases as the rest of us. Having Abigail as your girl makes that day great just for promise of...

This kid is my new hero

Dammit! Why didn't I think of this? Oh yeah, because some random dude walking up to a hot woman on the street bearing flowers is creepy as shit. That goes double for any guy who would do that on Valentine's Day to a woman just walking the street in workout gear. Any guy who would try that might as well just call the cops on himself and save everyone the trouble. On the other hand, little kids...

Adriana Lima is back to show us all her panties, again

Whenever I think "Victoria's Secret", I think Adriana Lima and I have to assume pretty much every other person on the planet does this, too. Sure, there can be Victoria's Secret Angels that are hotter and younger and have bigger boobies than Adriana, but she pretty much embodies the underwear line, methinks, and that's probably the way that it should be. Adriana was out...

Candice Swanepoel could give you a happy Valentine's

I'm pretty sure this is the time of year when Victoria's Secret really starts to ramp up their game as far as the selling of expensive sexy shit to women who will only wear it once or twice. That's in the beginning of a relationship, of course. Later on it becomes a yearly BJ, or if things aren't going well, just a half-hearted handy. Yeah, I've been there. Never been to Candice Swanepoel...

I'd love to spend Valentine's Evening with major hottie Sandra Kubicka

Valentine's Day is usually a pretty depressing time of the year for me, no matter what, whether I have a girlfriend or not. I'm just kidding. I've never had a girlfriend, but I have had the opportunity every year to sulk in the dark and drink myself to sleep. This year, however, I've realized I have exactly one month to get ahold of this beauty named Sandra Kubicka and make...

Julianne Hough's short hair is completing her metamorphosis into Meg Ryan

As much as I enjoyed dancer/actress/singer Julianne Hough with her long hair, I have to say that she's one of the few women out there who is equally killing it with the super short cut as well. The only thing that's keeping her from turning into a exact replicate of the 1980's version of darling Meg Ryan that we love so much is a relationship with another popular actor, ala...

Sextastic model Amanda Cerny loves you!

How do you define Valentine's Day? Do you take that lovely lady or man of yours out to an expensive dinner? Do you take them to the bedroom and show them the benefits of all those useless pole-fitness classes? Do you masturbate while drenching your ice-cream stained muscle shirt with your tears to the tunes of Celine Dion? Any way you like to cut it, I'm going to spend the next February 14th's...

Karissa Shannon and Photoshop wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!

I'm not a professional or anything, but I think Photoshop has an app now where you can literally create women by using a paintbrush and lighting tricks. It's pretty neat. The new promotion was picked up by people who love to show off stuff regarding Valentine's Day and..call me crazy…but this said paint trick looks a bit like big-booty model Karissa Shannon . Okay, I'm just kidding.. In fact,...

Not that we need it, but here are more reasons to desire Candice Swanepoel

Victoria's Secret is still hard at work trying to snatch up those last few holdouts looking for some shit to get their SO for Valentine's Day. Holdouts who, let's be honest folks, are mostly guys. I don't know of many fellas who buy their Valentine's Day shit weeks ahead of time. The exception being guys who are in the doghouse or trying to score points for something. The majority of us wait...

Another holiday, another opportunity for Micaela Schaefer to get slutty

The last time we saw German model and attention machine Micaela Schaefer , she was wearing some scant, seemingly homemade Christmas outfit in front of the Brandenburg Gate. Now that it's Valentine's Day, she's decided to change things up and wear some scant, seemingly homemade Valentine's outfit in front of the Brandenburg Gate. She's so unpredictable. I don't know how all you German folks...

Get hypnotized by Adrienne Bailon's cleavage at the HPNOTIQ Liqueur recipe launch

While we have Ariana Grande's cuteness overload currently occupying the Sexy TwitPics column to satisfy all you Nickelodeon fans, over here we have Adrienne Bailon to entice all you Christian Disney Channel enthusiasts. Bailon may have about 9 years on Grande, but she spent the first half of her twenties pretending to be a teenaged pop star, in THE CHEETAH GIRLS movie series. Aside from...

Irina Shayk joins the chorus of models pushing the Valentine's lingerie

Add Irina Shayk to the army of models currently doing their sexiest to further the Valentine's Day lingerie agenda. I don't recall this much formidable marketing weaponry being used against us helpless, male consumers looking to buy something for their SO this holiday. It's a good thing I've got someone around this year to buy Valentine's lingerie for, as I'm starting to become actively...
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