AUTHOR: Jared Pacheco

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Kill of the Day: Sharktopus (2010)

I figured today I'd end your week with a little tongue and cheek. See what I did there? I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! If you had a tomato you'd throw it at me right now, wouldn't you? Well wait until you see today's Kill of the Day! For today's clip I've decided to push the envelope a little. That's right folks, a clip from the SyFy Channel's own SHARKTOPUS! Try to contain your...

Horror Whores: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997)

I know, I know. How many Horror Whores have we been through and only now am I getting to "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." What took me so long?! Hopefully today's clip makes up for it! That's right folks, today's Horror Whores finally brings it's attention to the legendary "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and it's star 'Buffy' herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar! For today's clip we get to watch as a...

Horror Whores: Scary Movie (2000)

So what's the ideal position for a Horror Whore to be in? About to do her thing, right? When you've got a horror hottie about to get down I'd go ahead and consider her a horror whore. Doesn't take much, right? For today's Horror Whores we're going with Regina Hall, who isn't a horror whore in her own right. Now Hall has dabbled in our genre with the SCARY MOVIE franchise and such but...

Kill of the Day: Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)

With the recent news that PHANTASM V is in fact moving forward I thought we'd celebrate! And what better way to do that than with another Kill of the Day from the PHANTASM franchise?? I know, right?! So for today's Kill we're once again visiting PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD. Boy do I have a fun one for you guys today! If you scroll on down below you'll be able to watch as this dude...

Horror Whores: Plus One (2013)

Did you guys have a chance to tap last year's thriller PLUS ONE? It's nothing to write home about but it's still a solid flick. Dare I even say original? I won't go boring you with details but I will tell you this one is about a bunch of kids at a crazy ass party who eventually run into their dopplegangers. That's where all the fun begins! For today's Horror Whores we're taking a look...

Kill of the Day: The Grudge (2004)

You guys remember that whole J-horror craze, right? You know, when Hollywood went all bat crazy and decided to remake every horror flick that came out of Japan. We all know not much good came from this but one flick that I think still holds up is the 2004 romp THE GRUDGE. Say what you will about this one but it's still creepy as all Hell. So for today's Kill of the Day we're taking a...

Kill of the Day: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

One of my personal guilty pleasures is TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT. Actually I don't even feel guilty about that so I guess it's not. DEMON KNIGHT is awesome! I'm sure most out there would agree with me on that one. Who doesn't want to watch a bunch of people get terrorized by Billy Zane and some demons?! Exactly! For today's Kill of the Day we're taking a look at DEMON KNIGHT...

Horror Whores: Jennifer's Body (2009)

One recent flick that really resonates with the term 'Horror Whores' is the horror/comedy JENNIFER'S BODY. I've always felt it meets the criteria perfectly and I'm sure a lot of you out there would agree. For today's Horror Whores we're once again taking a look at JENNIFER'S BODY and it's gorgeous star Megan Fox. Say what you want about Fox, the woman is flawless. Anyway today's clip is...

Kill of the Day: "Game of Thrones" (2013)

Well ladies and gents "Game of Thrones" is just a couple weeks away from returning and kicking our asses with it's awesomeness so I figured now would be as best a time as any to revisit Season 3 of the show and this pretty epic scene, at least in this schmuck's opinion. For today's Kill of the Dead we're watching as little Arya Stark finally gets her first kill under her belt. Took her...

Horror Whores: "American Horror Story" (2014)

Alright folks I've yet to catch up on "American Horror Story: Coven" but I'm hearing Season 3 of the genre series pretty much knocks it out of the park. I thought the first two seasons were solid enough but I'm just not a big 'witch' guy so I couldn't get into "Coven." But apparently I'm in the minority because people tell me this one kicks all kinds of ass. For today's Horror Whores...

Kill of the Day: The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

You know I never really thought THE DARK KNIGHT RISES had a fair shot. I mean, how in the hell do you follow up a movie like THE DARK KNIGHT? While RISES didn't come close to THE DARK KNIGHT I still think it's a phenomenal movie. That's just this schmuck's opinion. Today THE DARK KNIGHT RISES makes it's debut here on Kill of the Day. Personally this scene was one of my favorite of the...

Horror Whores: Doppelganger (1993)

You guys ever hear of a flick from the early 90s called DOPPELGANGER? Nah, me either. But apparently it's a horror flick that stars Drew Barrymore! Not only that, but it stars Barrymore being all sexy! Seriously folks. To be honest I've never been a big fan of Barrymore as a hottie but after seeing today's Horror Whores clip I might just have to rethink that one. Scroll on down below to...

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