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Stone Cold (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: The Boz (aka Alabama cop Joe Huff) is reeled in by the FBI to go undercover within a "kill first ask questions later"...

Masters of the Universe (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: A muscle bound, blonde haired alien named He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) and his colorful comrades leap through time and space to arrive...

The Punisher 1989 Work-Print (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: Since the death of his family at the hands of the Italian mob, Frank Castle (Lundgren) spends the bulk on his time meditating butt...

The Punisher 1989 Uncut (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT:  Frank Castle’s (Dolph Lundgren) war on organized crime in New York city (i.e. Sydney, Australia) weakens the Italians....

Hollow Man Director's Cut (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT:  A group of scientists figure out how to turn one of their own (Kevin Bacon) into an invisible man. The idea loses its...

AITH Top 10 Favorite Female Horror Performances of 2017

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year people! Now I know that in terms of strong female performances within the genre, I've missed some this year. Am told that THE SHAPE OF WATER and RAW should be on my list, but hey, we do what we can. Hence out everything that I've tapped in 2017, here are the Top 10 female performances that stood out the most for yours truly. Scroll down and feel free to share...

Sssssss (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT:  A crazy Doctor (aren’t they all) & snake expert (Strother Martin) hires some poor schlep (Dirk Benedict) under the...

Angel Heart uncut (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: In 1955, an un-kept, chain-smoking Private Dick with a chicken phobia named Harry Angel (Mickey Rourke) is hired by a...

Dark City Director's Cut (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: John Murdoch (Rufus Sewell) wakes up in a strange room with a dead body on the floor and no memory of who he is. As he seeks to...

Knight Moves (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: Top dog chess player Peter Sanderson (Christopher Lambert) is forced to play a different kind of game when a serial killer begins...

Xtro (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: Dad (Philip Sayer) gets abducted by aliens while playing with his kid (Simon Nash) and dog in the backyard. He comes back to his...

The Puppet Masters (Arrow Recommends)

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the way to keep my voice on the site." PLOT: A small town is invaded by fat vagina looking alien slugs. Their M.O. is hopping on human's backs and controlling them like...

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