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Which brings us to my biggest beef with this BEAST. It seemed to have a small collection of cool, if not original, ideas for a zombie movie, but never really developed anything to its full potential. I think there was some kind of theory in the flick that people were becoming zombies because of some sort of bird flu vaccine gone wrong, but damned in I f*cking knew for sure. We get birds acting weird in the beginning and then towards the end, but I never fully understood the precise purpose. Random people just keep stumbling towards the castle all zombied out without any major reasoning. Perhaps I'm a bit of a horror prude, but if I'm going to give my time and/or money to something, I don't want to be overly confused.
But, come on, there's got to be some sort of positive to relay, right? Well, I guess the zombie battling scenes were shot fairly competently. The manner with which humans began mutating into the undead was icky enough, I suppose. There was a pretty hot chick that did get naked albeit at a completely random and totally unbelievable time, but boobs are boobs, hence the "positive". I honestly can't think of much more. Plus, I have absolutely no desire to ever see this flick again, which is a surefire sign of a stinker. Oh well.
Audio English 5.1 Dolby Digital, with Spanish subtitles