Reviewed by: Donny Broussard
Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour
Thomas Edward Seymour
What's it about
Girls play soccer, girls get naked, girls get drunk, girls get naked, girls get killed, girls get naked! Get the picture?
Is it good movie?
When I got the screener for “Bikini Bloodbath” and laid my eyes on the cover featuring hot babes in bikinis I figured at the very least I was in for some decent T&A shots, but much to my satisfaction I got way more than that. Writer/Directors John Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour took a very small budget and made a fun flick that should be seen by every self respecting horror fan out there.
After looking hot and playing soccer a group of high-school girls and their lesbian coach (Debbie Rochon) decide to have a party. The girls go shopping, then head back to home to party like it’s 1999, only Chef Death (Robert Cosgrove) is hot on their heels, and as the clothes come off the body count rises. When two football players (at least that’s what their shirts labeled them as) decide to bail on their gay party and crash the girls bikini bash the flick shifts into high gear. When the going gets tough and the gang is trapped in the house with Chef Death they do what any scared group of teenagers would do in their shoes, they mix more drinks and party their asses off.
Right from the get go this flick reminded me of the mindless fun horror fare that used to be littered throughout late night cable. It has nudity, foul language, funny dialogue, nudity, kick ass hair metal tunes, a little gore, and of course nudity! This flick was moved up a notch on the fun belt because of it’s lack of plot but attention to the needs of it’s audience. The acting was pretty solid for a low budget horror romp and the jokes didn’t get old on a second viewing (that’s right I peeped this one twice), which tells me that the filmmakers brought their A game to the set.
“Bikini Bloodbath” raised the bar for no-budget horror films!
Video / Audio
Video: The video wasn't the best, but the flick was fun so who cares?
Audio: Was fine and dandy.
Bloopers - There are a few bloopers on here that are pretty cool and highlight the amount of fun the filmmakers had making this picture.
White Liger Music Video - Kick ass video from the most awesome bad ass hair metal band on the planet! All hail White Liger!
Trailer- Of course the theatrical trailer is on here as well.
If you like naked girls, and funny dialogue then do yourself a favor and pick this flick up.