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BLACK EMMANUELLE 2
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Reviewed by: Andre Manseau

Directed by: Bitto Albertini

Starring:
Shulamith Lasri
Don Powell
Percy Hogan

Movie:  
star star star star
Extras:  
star star star star
Overall:  
star star star star
What's it about
An international supermodel is in a mental hospital, and her psychiatrist tries to draw out what traumatic experiences in her past contributed to put her there.
Is it good movie?
When I was a young lad, Saturday nights were exciting times in my place. My parents would go out to play cards and I'd wait until 1am or so to turn to the local French station for a glimpse of soft-core boobage. Many of the Emmanuelle movies were showcased on those Saturday nights and at the time I thought they were the most amazing things I'd ever seen.

Well, it's 2009 now and I've toughened up. Unfortunately, there's really no reason to seek this particular flick out unless you like bad bellybutton humping and big bush. Sorry to be so blunt, but this is a pretty dull movie. This one involves Emmanuelle trying to get her memory back- she has delusions and recalls many flashback sequences. Believe it or not, each scene serves to really just be a segway into more awkward thrusting.

Anyway, Emmanuelle wants to nail the Doctor's wife and daughter, a football player and a whole bunch of other people too. The drama is lukewarm, the sex is simulated and the movie is really just boring overall. I don't know what else you want to hear, but chances are if you're a fan, you own this already.
Video / Audio
Video is a 1.85:1 ratio widescreen presentation and looks pretty good for such a low budget original source. Really, I doubt it could look much better.

Audio shows up here as a Dolby Digital Mono Audio Track, which isn't all that impressive.
The Extras
The only real extra here (besides a trailer) is a short interview with Dagmar Lassander, a chick who was in this movie in a relatively small part. It's Italian, subtitled and relatively interesting as a short piece. There's also a trailer.
Last Call
There's a reason this flick sat on my desk for so long- I had no hopes for it at all and it didn't live up to even my low expectations. Black Emmanuelle 2 may sound like a goofy old time, but I can assure you that if you're turned on or entertained by this stuff, you're likely an 8 year old boy flipping through the channels on a forbidden Saturday night.
ARROW IN THE HEAD'S RATING SYSTEM
star star star star I'D BUTCHER MY FAMILY TO SEE THIS AGAIN
star star star HANG ME BUT I DUG IT A LOT
star star AN OK WAY TO KILL TWO HOURS
star JUST SLING AN ARROW IN MY HEAD AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE

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