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There are some nice moments in the film, one in particular that makes sure no parent who sees it will ever leave their child alone in the car again. In fact, as I think about the scenes that stand out - a nice wrench kill, an incestuous coupling born from a door-to-door Morman disguise, Tom Sizemore explaining why belts are so useful - I almost forget how muted and bland the resulting film ends up. But outside of a strong performance from Lauren German (Hostel: Part II), there's nothing while watching it that is any tastier than generic vanilla ice cream.
I hate to beat a dead horse, so I'll just end this with a question: How many more chess playing sociopaths will we have to endure until that particular cliche gets retired for good?
Audio: 5.1 and 2.0 Dolby Digital