A couple of short films; one is about some serial killing hottie and the other is about some dude telling a ghost story of sorts.
You can’t get any worse than this. I’m not kidding, this is bad… BAD! There wasn't a single thing worth watching in this, except for Suzi Lorraine. These are two short films that run about fifteen minutes too long.
First we have Cold Blonded Murder
which is about some hot chick killing people. Aside from Ms. Lorraine’s looks there is not much interest to be held in this rather predictable and poorly written, acted and you name it, short film. It is just bad. Yes, I think they were trying to be tongue in cheek but there was nothing clever or remotely interesting here. What else can I say about this? Point and shoot directing, boring set. This “short” film was so ineptly done that it felt like an eternity. But wait… it gets worse!
Then we have Irish Whisky
. What is the point of this atrocity? Some guy is telling some other guy some story about a greedy dude who hates spiders and then it turns into a really pathetic ghost story. Wow! This makes the first one look good. And this is dubbed too. Seriously, I don’t really know how to describe how bad these films were. The dialogue was lame and the actors I don’t even want to mention because I felt really bad for them. I think I need an Irish Whisky after that crapfest.
I see a bunch of bad films. Really, I can’t even count them. But I think these two may have been the worst, if not the worst at least a pretty close contender. So if you want to see a bad movie, just to get drunk and laugh your ass off because it’s such a miserably bad flick. Well, get something else because these two shorts will take away precious time that you can never get back.