LEGEND OF GOD'S GUN
Reviewed by: Donny Broussard
What's it about
From what I can tell a guy wearing a priestís collar is out for revenge because his girl was killed while they were making out during a picnic in the desert.
Is it good movie?
If I was going to say something about The Legend of Godís Gun I would say that the DVD cover is almost cool, and when the credits rolled I felt a great deal of excitement and relief sweep over my body.
As far as I can tell, a preacher with a gun and an appetite for revenge makes his way through the town of Playa Diablo in search of a bad buy that drinks scorpion venom and forgets that heís not in a kung-fu movie every now and again. I say as far as I can tell because The Legend of Godís Gun is such a mess that sometimes the characters themselves actually tell themselves what is supposed to be happening in the flick. Some of the flick is narrated and said narration can be pretty funny at times, but funny narration canít rescue this flick from bad movie hell.
Sitting through this movie took lots of willpower because enduring its 78 minute runtime was similar to being locked in a bathroom with an entire football team after they spend a little time at an all night Mexican buffet. The acting was terrible, Iíd list a stand out performance but the truth is the only thing that stood out about The Legend of Godís Gun is how atrocious it actually was. And the most annoying thing about this stinker was the grainy broken projector look that was thrown on top of the footage, and even more so was the projector sound running in the background (at least I think thatís what that sound was).
There are bad films and there are really bad films. I happen to be a fan of bad films that are supposed to be bad, especially if they throw in tons of nudity to hold my interest. Unfortunately The Legend of Godís Gun is a really bad film with only one (also bad) tit shot.
Video / Audio
Video: The video quality was possibly the worst Iíve ever seen. I know filters were used to make it look old, but in my opinion it just looked bad. Although it was still better than the movie itself.
Audio: The audio was pretty terrible, but again, not as bad as the movie.
Trailer: The trailer for the flick is on the disc and is also pretty bad, but on a positive note better than the movie.
Unless you like films that look bad, sound bad, and suck hard, treat this one like a crack head with herpes and avoid it.