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Prison of the Psychotic Damned opens with a nearly six-minute main title sequence, apparently conceived to either pad the running time or as a favor to the laughably angry punk band that plays over top of it. After this, we get to watch some chick - ripe off of a big natural’s website and high on smack - as she flirts with a shard of wine-bottle, caressing her tits with it, all-the-while pile-driving through clunky dialog with the skill and grace of a porn star. One thought kept racing back-and-forth through my head as I sat (gritting my teeth) watching every second lick-off on my DVD players time display: is this what would happen if a bunch of those scrawny squeegee-kids got together and made a movie?