SKELETON KEY 3: ORGAN TRAIL
Reviewed by: Andre Manseau
Jay F. Barber
Chris J. Duncan
What's it about
Cornelius is stranded in Nilbog, and it's up to Howard and the gang to rescue him from becoming zombie chow in this gore-soaked sequel with boobs galore. But when Howard gets bitten by a zombie, the race is on to find a cure for the plague of the living dead.
Is it good movie?
UPDATE: This movie is NOT related to the Skeleton Key movie with Kate Hudson.
I have no idea why in the hell this movie is called Skeleton Key, as it
has less than nothing to do with the big budget movie from a few years
back. Seemingly a movie that loves awful movies (lots of references to
Nilbog from Troll 2), this is just absolutely awful and one of the most
unwatchable movies I've ever had to watch. I bet that even Lloyd
Kaufman regrets having an ultra- small cameo in this.
I honestly don't really know what this movie is even supposed to be.
There are a bunch of stupid people in a house, running around and
screaming a lot, clearly seeming to be insane. I really don't even
think this is a movie. Within the first 2 minutes, there's someone
running around a house and chasing someone, while a grown man is
hooting and hollering, running around. Whatever is chasing him is just
warping all over the place.
But this isn't all folks, there are people dressed up in pirate
costumes, horrible halloween cat masks, an evil guy in a paint stained
lab coat and a guy dressed like a wizard. I'm telling you, it is
hurting me to try and describe this to you. This movie is so terrible.
Seriously, if you think that this bears any relation to the Skeleton
Key with Kate Hudson, turn far away and run as fast as you can.
You too can watch as a man in horrible, horrible makeup tries to feed a
guy cursed pudding while he tries to explain how he didn't kill the
king or queen. Doesn't this sound fun? Even if it seemed extra fun for
you, you can't hear much because the sound mix is terrible.
This is a movie that looks like it was filmed in someone's house and
backyard. Now, I know that not all movies can have a budget and deserve
merit for their ideas. This isn't one of them. It's so random, it's all
over the place- for real, you'll watch one scene, then all of a sudden
you'll see the idiot in the pirate suit talking about how he's a butt
pirate. In a music video format. It isn't funny, the effects are truly
awful and on top of that, it's almost TWO HOURS long.
If that ain't torture, I don't know what is. This is arguably one of
the biggest wastes of time I've ever had to review.
Video / Audio
Avoid, avoid, avoid. Avoid. Don't ever watch this.