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SKELETON KEY 3: ORGAN TRAIL
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Reviewed by: Andre Manseau

Directed by: John Johnson

Starring:
David Simmons
Jay F. Barber
Chris J. Duncan
Karthik Srinivasan
Monique Dupree

Movie:  
star star star star
Extras:  
star star star
Overall:  
star star star star
What's it about
Cornelius is stranded in Nilbog, and it's up to Howard and the gang to rescue him from becoming zombie chow in this gore-soaked sequel with boobs galore. But when Howard gets bitten by a zombie, the race is on to find a cure for the plague of the living dead.
Is it good movie?
UPDATE: This movie is NOT related to the Skeleton Key movie with Kate Hudson.

I have no idea why in the hell this movie is called Skeleton Key, as it has less than nothing to do with the big budget movie from a few years back. Seemingly a movie that loves awful movies (lots of references to Nilbog from Troll 2), this is just absolutely awful and one of the most unwatchable movies I've ever had to watch. I bet that even Lloyd Kaufman regrets having an ultra- small cameo in this.

I honestly don't really know what this movie is even supposed to be. There are a bunch of stupid people in a house, running around and screaming a lot, clearly seeming to be insane. I really don't even think this is a movie. Within the first 2 minutes, there's someone running around a house and chasing someone, while a grown man is hooting and hollering, running around. Whatever is chasing him is just warping all over the place.

But this isn't all folks, there are people dressed up in pirate costumes, horrible halloween cat masks, an evil guy in a paint stained lab coat and a guy dressed like a wizard. I'm telling you, it is hurting me to try and describe this to you. This movie is so terrible. Seriously, if you think that this bears any relation to the Skeleton Key with Kate Hudson, turn far away and run as fast as you can.

You too can watch as a man in horrible, horrible makeup tries to feed a guy cursed pudding while he tries to explain how he didn't kill the king or queen. Doesn't this sound fun? Even if it seemed extra fun for you, you can't hear much because the sound mix is terrible.

This is a movie that looks like it was filmed in someone's house and backyard. Now, I know that not all movies can have a budget and deserve merit for their ideas. This isn't one of them. It's so random, it's all over the place- for real, you'll watch one scene, then all of a sudden you'll see the idiot in the pirate suit talking about how he's a butt pirate. In a music video format. It isn't funny, the effects are truly awful and on top of that, it's almost TWO HOURS long.

If that ain't torture, I don't know what is. This is arguably one of the biggest wastes of time I've ever had to review.

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Last Call
Avoid, avoid, avoid. Avoid. Don't ever watch this.
ARROW IN THE HEAD'S RATING SYSTEM
star star star star I'D BUTCHER MY FAMILY TO SEE THIS AGAIN
star star star HANG ME BUT I DUG IT A LOT
star star AN OK WAY TO KILL TWO HOURS
star JUST SLING AN ARROW IN MY HEAD AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE

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